<p>^ Thank you. :)</p>
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They're all cured, but they've already corrupted you and you become incurrable so everyone else seems crazy to you since they're normal and you die from mass confusion.</p>
<p>I wish I could get this stupid math done.
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<p>You get all that stupid math done, but then accidentally spill coffee all over it.</p>
<p>I wish I had some donuts.</p>
<p>you have some donuts, but they turn into coffee cups, and you don't like coffee</p>
<p>i wish i knew more math jokes.</p>
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You get all that stupid math done, but then accidentally spill coffee all over it.
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<p>Good thing I don't drink coffee and there is none in my house.</p>
<p>You can't help telling your math jokes all the time, and now everyone you know thinks you're super annoying and avoids you. </p>
<p>I wish the time change gave me an extra hour of time, instead taking away an hour of time.</p>
<p>It does give you an extra hour of time, but you spend all of that time on CC.</p>
<p>I wish it were sunny outside.</p>
<p>It's so sunny that global warming goes into hyper activity and the entire world melts thanks to your wish.</p>
<p>I wish I didn't skip school today and I had taken that test.</p>
<p>You went to school, but got coffee spilled all over your favorite outfit - after finding out you failed the test, thus failing the semester, and will be recinded from college.</p>
<p>I wish I had my band uniform.</p>
<p>Yet again, glad I don't drink coffee. :)</p>
<p>You get your band uniform, but realize that moths have eaten out the inside. </p>
<p>Wait...you WANT your uniform? We hate ours so much. I want to see them burnt.</p>
<p>I wish I had gotten better girl scout cookies.</p>
<p>Then you are going to eat all of them and be overweight.</p>
<p>I wish my printer is not broken.</p>
<p>Your printer isn't broken, but you don't have ink.</p>
<p>I wish I could miss school this week.</p>
<p>You miss school, but also miss seeing the guy/girl that was planning on asking you to prom. So, they ask someone else, and you never get a date.</p>
<p>I wish I had more time to read.</p>
<p>Your dad dies of cancer, giving you an eternity of time to read in a foster home. ｡◕‿◕｡</p>
<p>^^Location: Wisconsin. Son I am disappoint.</p>
<p>^ i wish i knew how to make that smiley</p>
<p>you make the smiley, but it is really a hidden virus. your computer crashes and all information on it is irretrievable. </p>
<p>i wish i played in a noise band and of course everyone would say how bad we suck, but secretly everyone would LOVE it and buy all our albums!</p>
<p>You are part of an elaborate band which produces an excess amount of noise. People love you secretly, but your loud rucuss causes your father to die from internal bleeding...in the ears. Without your paternal figure, a solid income, and your only remaining parent, you are forced into a foster home and cannot afford college.</p>
<p>I wish the person who posts under me gets cancer.</p>
<p>Folks buy your albums, alright - so much that it causes your album prices to skyrocket and collapse your business after being stretched ex limite.</p>
<p>I wish my parents weren't so Asian.</p>
<p>Your parents are Asian.</p>
<p>I wish I were a female.</p>
<p>they're not asian, but it's because your mom had an affair with a black guy</p>
<p>i wish ramen noodles were healthy</p>
<p>but they aren't- you get fat</p>
<p>i wish it would stop snowing</p>