<h1>5: I’ve had that old, English, cool, wisdom-imparting professor with the perfect jacket! But he only teaches upper division classes, and yeah, a lot of lower division classes are either taught by grad students (one of my favorite professors was a grad student, on a Fulbright Scholarship) or people who obviously drew lots for the job.</h1>
<h1>4: Yes. The greatest offense at my school is pandering to the donors at the expense of decency.</h1>
<h1>3: I love the ND comment. I can picture our administration paying for a big name advertiser just to have them throw up a few bad comments on Cracked. Good job, guys.</h1>
<h1>2: Depends on what kind of cheating. Have I shared answers for online quizzes with friends from the same class? Yeah, and I’m sure the professor knows we did, given that they were just online quizzes meant mostly for practice. Do I know many people who would cheat on a test? No, though I’ve seen essay plagiarism a few times.</h1>
<h1>1: Yes. According to what a varsity athlete friend of mine told me, there are multiple incidents of the university suppressing rape charges to protect members of the football team. A football player allegedly raped a female basketball player, and the athletic department allegedly strong-armed her (using her scholarship and standing as leverage) to get her not to press charges, though she eventually left the school. A group of football players allegedly raped a girl at our sister school (it’s right next to our campus and run by the same organization), and after no one in the administration listened to her, she killed herself. It’s a goddamned disgrace.</h1>