<p>I work late and am bored. This topic blows but whatever! I have so many R rated stories that probably get a little graphic but I do remember one little pg story...There was this one night after our football team beat Nebraska I think, so naturally everybody celebrated into the night. Well I remember the cops were so lenient with drunk kids (the ones that walked, not drove) that a few of them were throwing a football with a kid who was totally housed and drunk to the point of embarassment. The cops were getting a kick out of it because they would throw him the ball and it would hit him in the face because he was so whacked out he couldn't catch it. The kid would moan, pick it up, and sort of kick it back like he was Hellen Keller. Only in college, yes sir!</p>
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<li><p>This dude I know, who is a friend of my friend got drunk one night and got with a girl, who was also **** drunk. The next morning he was horrified to wake up next to his sister. I kid you not. This is true. The girl dropped out of school because of psychological reasons…I can understand why. </p></li>
<li><p>I was a witness to a cop getting hit in the nuts by a drunk-overly aggressive frat boy. He was promptly pepper sprayed and taken down. </p></li>
<li><p>Our rival school (in terms of football) came to campus and their cheerleading squad started throwing stuff at walking students while they were on their tourbus. So this one dude (who couldnt have been a student because he looked really old, perhaps over 40), threw a burrito at the bus, which hit a cheerleader, pulverizing her make up ladened face with sour cream, hot sauce and beans. </p></li>
<li><p>There is a professor who happens to be blind. I remember a time when the power went out and he kept on lecturing (without the powerpoint or lights). It took him 10 minutes to realize something was wrong. “So according to the indifference curve, the derivative…wait…something’s not right. Why is everyone talking? Did something exciting happen? I cant see!”</p></li>
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<h2>1. This dude I know, who is a friend of my friend got drunk one night and got with a girl, who was also **** drunk. The next morning he was horrified to wake up next to his sister. I kid you not. This is true. The girl dropped out of school because of psychological reasons…I can understand why. ~ Constable</h2>
<p>There’s a flag on the field…misleading the audience with false information, 10 yard penalty - 1st Down.</p>
<p>It’s an urban legend, had the same story going around my school and so did my friends at other schools.</p>
<p>1) I highly doubt that neither parties would be able to tell that they were siblings. I mean give me a break - neither noticed that they lived in the same household for 18 years with the person they were talking to? </p>
<p>2) If you were so drunk that you couldn’t even recognize your own sister then their is no way you would be able to walk, talk or perform sexually.</p>
<p>If it did happen, then they just did it willingly, alcohol was obviously involved. But if they hooked up, they did it knowing they were hooking up with their sister/brother.</p>
<p>I’ve heard a few much more credible stories about people hooking up with their first cousin.</p>
<p>A porno was filmed at my old school, with students as participants. </p>
<p>Unfortunately, I was not among them.</p>
<p>UMD basketball riot, lol</p>
<p>Penn State win at Ohio State 2008 riot.</p>
<p>@ big east</p>
<p>Believe what you want, but I am telling the truth. I mean, I wasnt there to witness the act itlsef. I dont know the specifics, and I dont know them pretty well, but I am just merely pointing out what I’ve heard. Who knows, maybe it happened willingly (maybe it sounded like a good idea at the time). But what I know is that It did happen. </p>
<p>Hell, maybe you’re right. Maybe its just a rumor, or my friend was messing around for giggles. The girl DID drop out, I know that. However, the situation was serious. Parents were involved, and my school as well. </p>
<p>But to call someone a liar without even knowing a slight thing about the situation at hand is pretentious on your part.</p>
<p>We accidentally set the dorm on fire with flaming shots.</p>
<p>Franklin Street at UNC Chapel Hill after the 2009 National Championship, HOLLA!</p>
<p>That reminds me. Being on campus after the BCS Championship game and having every class cancelled because of it.</p>
<p>There was a gas leak at my school. </p>
<p>My school was crushed by a tornado a few years ago. </p>
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<p>A water pipe broke on the first floor of my dorm. Fire alarm went off. It was like -10 and everyone was standing outside in their pjs whilst it snowed like crazy. Ugggh that was pure and utter hell.</p>
<p>I forgot about this one: during freshman orientation, I accidentally set a small fire in one of the dining halls during a family-lunch-thing.
People were running crazy everywhere while I snuck away. </p>
<p>My mom said she immediately knew it was me who did it.</p>
<p>Heh I was at JMU last year, and we had a full scale riot with cops throwing tear gas and shooting rubber bullets into the crowd. Many people got arrested. Twelve police officers also burst into our student newspapers headquarters with supoenas for photos of the big riot. Our school got a bit of national coverage for it.</p>
<p>Cedarfest!!! (congregation of thousands of MSU students/random people during Final Four March Madness) The 2009 version that I went to didn’t have tear gas like the 2008 one did (that received national attention), but it certainly had burning couches, police in riot gear, stop signs being torn off, flashers, arrests, and drunk/chanting people galore. </p>
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<p>Also something I’ll always remember…walking around campus in the pouring rain during Saturday football tailgate for a volunteer organization called SCOUT BANANA with one of my good friends dressed as a banana. We painted people’s faces green/white for donations. We got offered jello shots, shots of jager, and beer (all of us clearly underage). We also got a $5 donation for painting a ***** on one (drunk) guy’s face.</p>
<p>And plenty more that I probably shouldn’t share…</p>
<p>Beer Bike 2010. An epic, epic, day, one that will not be forgotten (what little of it I remember) until Beer Bike 2011.</p>
<p>The story isn’t that crazy but it was probably the most…eye-opening event of my freshman year.</p>
<p>I woke up sunday morning, with absolutely no recollection of the night before, surrounded by my own vomit, in my bed. </p>
<p>Out of pure miracle, I passed out on my side. If I was sleeping on my back (which I always do, that’s how I normally sleep) I’d probably be dead…</p>
<p>A male student gets lucky and stays over a girl student’s dorm, a 3 room quad (2 bedrooms and a living room). They wake up Saturday around 10:00 am to the sound of the girl’s parents entering the living room. They quickly try to get dressed, but the father opens the door of the girl’s bedroom.</p>
<p>fortunately the male student managed to get behind the door when the father opened it - so the father never saw him…otherwise I think that he would be dead on the spot.</p>
<p>whewwww…</p>
<p>oh god thats halarious lol</p>
<p>i remember comeing back from dinner once on halloween and to my surprise i look down the hall (we have hellishly long halls -__- i kid you not), and some guy was wearing a complete decked out devil costume. I don’t think i got my key in the door fast enough as he started walking towards me (nn;; cowardly). I do believe i put my desk behind the door that night.</p>