<p>We've all had at least one- a teacher who isn't just a hard grader or mean, but completely out of their mind. </p>
<p>There's an Earth Science teacher at my school who teaches about aliens and 2012 apocalypse stuff instead of the actual curriculum. My biology teacher is always making snide remarks about how "certain teachers" aren't up to standards.</p>
<p>So, what crazy teachers have you had?</p>
<p>Sure
My religion teacher told the our class that americans are sinners therefore all the americans are going to Hell.</p>
<p>She got kicked out.</p>
<p>I had a teacher once who told the class about how he “accidentally” picked up a prostitute. He also told the whole school in an assembly once that he has a man-crush on Will Smith. He was just an overall jerk, too.</p>
<p>Sadly, the school wont get rid of him (or his brother, or anyone else in his family for that matter) because they give too much money. Even though he is completely unqualified to teach English and is pretty much nuts. Luckily, I don’t go there anymore.</p>
<p>My math teacher is a religious fanatic who preaches conservatism and Christianity in ALL of his Honors Algebra 2/Trig classes. He frequently goes off topic and discusses everything from frivolous lawsuits to baseball games to the high school popularity hierarchy. He is the consensus worst teacher in the school and apparently, the district had to monitor him for a span of time last year. (A different type of monitoring than what they do to regular teachers.) </p>
<p>He doesn’t lecture for more than 5-10 minutes a day on average, if at all.</p>
<p>As a result, one straight A math students are failing. Guess which guy has a D- and is now intentionally throwing away his chance at a C so that he can re-take the class?</p>
<p>■■■.</p>
<p>I wonder what Ivies will think… ):</p>
<p>Is being the Valedictorian meaningless if you got a D in a class?</p>
<p>My Further Math (which is Olymipad-prep, after you do Calc BC and AP Stats) introduced himself saying “On your schedules it says that I am Dr. Green, I am not Dr. Green. Dr. Green is my father and he’s a ****” </p>
<p>Other things he has done / quotes.</p>
<p>One kid was doing his Chemistry homework in class, so he walked right up to the kid, got the kid to admit that he was doing chemistry homework in class, grabbed the homework, balled it up and ate it.</p>
<p>Convinced a freshman class that he had to cover (the regular teacher was on maternity leave) that he was both blind and German.</p>
<p>“You look funny, do you speak French?”</p>
<p>“Now that it’s april cake is perfectly acceptable as homework”</p>
<p>(in explanation of the quote above) “It’s april, there’s no exam at the end of the year, so fine if you can be ****** to do work that’s fine, but I can’t be ****** to do any work if you can’t be ****** to do it as well. That being said you haven’t done jack so I can extort you for cake”</p>
<p>^Lol, he sounds pretty cool, actually.</p>
<p>^ He is cool, by far my favorite teacher ever but definately falls into the “crazy” catagory.</p>
<p>My science teacher (who teaches physics and chemistry) leaves the classroom in the middle of us taking a test and plays with his skateboard outside. He tells us stories of his personal life everyday including a time when he dated a pretty Jewish girl and tried to convert himself to Jewish to get her attention. When the two broke up, the temple kicked him out. </p>
<p>Did I mention he missed the entire first week of school because he wanted to go surfing?</p>
<p>Oh yeah, I didn’t tell you guys about my Exploratory music teacher in 8th grade.</p>
<p>A girl walked in front of him while he was talking and he went into a TIRADE about how rude it was. “DO YOU WALK IN FRONT OF YOUR PARENTS AT HOME!!?!?!” He was already yelling about something else before that.</p>
<p>And then another time, while disinfecting the instruments, two kids had a disinfectant fight by spraying it at each other, and… My teacher THREW A CHAIR at one of the kids and just barely missed him. He then screamed at them at the top of his lungs…</p>
<p>And my friend got hit in the back of the head with gum by two crazy kids who were throwing gum at each other, and he changed his grade from an A+ to a D- because he mistook him as having been involved… My friend did get his grade changed back to a regular A in the end, though; after the teacher cooled off a bit.</p>
<p>The teacher was diagnosed as bipolar, so I guess that he had an excuse.</p>
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<p>Reminds me of House.</p>
<p>My English teacher is completely out of place.
She doesnt care who attends the class,how many students there are in the room,we do nothing in class but play cards with whoever is in class instead of in the cafe …
Yesterday she met a friend of mine and me and asked us if there was any good restaurant nearby to go have a pizza .And when I told her ‘‘But Mrs,we have a class in 5 minutes’’ she whispered ‘‘shhht,someone will hear you’’
Of course,the whole class got A’s without even attending the English class once…</p>
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Wow, what English class is that? Honors or AP?</p>
<p>^ I study in Europe :)</p>