Create an applicant!!! (game)

Applying to College
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<p>Okay, so I think i’d like to play the game I just made up: Create an applicant.</p>

<p>Rules: 1.You create the perfect applicant/candidate for a spot at HYPSM.</p>

<li><p>No hooks involved (that would beat the point).</p></li>
<li><p>Just post grades and ECs and essay topics.</p></li>
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<p>4.Be creative. Be different!</p>

<p>I’ll start:</p>

<p>-Male
-SATI scores: 800CR 780M 750WR 11e
-SATII scores: 790MII 760Lit 800USH 750Phys
-HS GPA: UW3.94 W4.41</p>

<p>ECs:
-Vice captain of the volleyball team for 3 years
-Captain of the swimming team
-Co-founder of MUN
-Editor in chief of school newspaper
-120 hours of Community work
-Math team
-2nd place in school science fair.</p>

<p>Essay topic:
About how I was mugged in Bangladesh and how that made me more mature and more independant.</p>

<p>COME ON PEOPLE. BEAT THAT!</p>

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<p>The same thing, but with 123 hours of community service. :stuck_out_tongue: This is kinda dumb.</p>

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<p>ummmm okay… no no… you’re not creative! lol</p>

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<p>???</p>

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<p>Hmmmm, this is a little weird.</p>

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<p>^ I concur. And the worst part is that there are more treads like this.</p>

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<p>SATI: 600
SAT2: Did not take
GPA: 1.7 UW/1.7 W
Extracurriculars: Call of Duty, Gran Theft Auto, curing cancer, TV, Facebook, sleep
Essay: Talking about how funny his math teacher is and how it made him watch Comedy Central more often.</p>

<p>I wonder what gets him in…</p>

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<p>-Male
-SATI scores: Did not take (against my religion)
-SATII scores: Did not take (against my religion)
-HS GPA: Maybe</p>

<p>ECs:
-Rape
-Pillage</p>

<p>Essay topic:
About how I mugged someone in Bangladesh and how that made me wealthier and able to support myself through college.</p>

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<p>-Male
-SATI scores: 1890
-SATII scores: Did not take.
-HS GPA: 3.21</p>

<p>ECs:
-Solve crime.</p>

<p>Essay topic:
About how I found a mugger who stole a tourists wallet to make himself wealthier and support himself throughout college. Then I used super torture skills that I learned from the Academy of Tough Mcgruff, which led to me killing the mugger because mugging is a crime punishable by death in my country!</p>

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<p>Apparently you’re very ineffective at killing people.</p>

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<p>creative, very creative!..</p>

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<p>This is easy,</p>

<p>Race: African American
Gender: Female
Family Income: < $40,000
SAT I Scores: 790 M 790 R 780 W
SAT II Scores: Math II 790 World History 800 US History 780
GPA: 4.0 UW / 4.8 W </p>

<p>EC’s: Captain of Varsity Basketball Team
Captain of Varsity Softball Team
President of Model U.N.
Volunteers at Pet Shelter
250 hours of Hospital Volunteer Work
Volunteers at Homeless Shelter
Works at McDonalds 30 hours a week for income.</p>

<p>Game over/</p>

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<p>-Male, White
-Income bracket: >$1,000,000
-State: TX
-SATI scores: 410/1600
-SATII scores: 300 Math I, 250 USH
-HS GPA: 1.5 UW / 1.5 W</p>

<p>ECs:
-Ranching cattle
-Hanging out at the White House
-Writing angry letters to Saddam Hussein
-Hunting nukuler weaponry</p>

<p>BOOM! Guaranteed Yale acceptance right here.</p>

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<p>I’m going to include hooks.</p>

<p>Male, Native American and African American
Income Bracket: 15 Million a Year
State: South Dakota</p>

<p>SAT Subject Tests: Literature (800), U.S. History (800), World History (800), Mathematics Level 2 (800), Mathematics Level 1 (800), Biology E (800), Biology M (800), Physics (800), Chemistry (800), Spanish w/ Listening (800)</p>

<p>AP Tests: Goes to super-small school but has self-studied all the APs with 5’s. State AP Scholar and National AP Scholar by sophomore year. Now takes courses at local college.</p>

<p>SAT 1: Math 800, Writing 800 (Essay 12), CR 800
ACT: 36
GPA UW: 4.0
GPA Weighted: 6.0
Awards: NMF (240), Top Gold Medal in International Chemistry Olympiad, Perfect on AMC12 (declined to be on team to do IChO), Nobel Peace Prize, Nobel Prize in Chemistry, Nobel Price in Economics, Nobel Prize in Physics, Fields Medal</p>

<p>ECs: President of the world, president and founder of every club in school, acting superintendant of school district, the man behind state governor, nationally ranked tennis player, recruited athlete for D1 football, builds homes for blind, homeless, midgets, world record times in 100M and 200M, started fundraising organization that raised two billion dollars</p>

<p>Recommendations from Barack Obama and Stephen Hawking</p>

<p>Other hooks: legacy to every college plus first generation (it’s possible)</p>

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<p>You’re slowly approaching death, yawn, slowly…</p>

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<p>Shawn Johnson. White Female from an under-represented state who happens to have a few Olympic Medals and was on some show called Dancing with the Stars.</p>