<p>^ <em>facepalm</em></p>
<p>Yes that was my terrible attempt at sarcasm :P</p>
<p>You know, you have to be at least 18 to run for Mayor, and by time of college apps. most people are still 17. Just pointing that out as ‘unrealistic’.</p>
<p>well, then that same kid also successfully campaigned and petitioned the legislature to change that law, causing him to appear on CNN.</p>
<p>Even more impressive.</p>
<p>A first generation Asian that has had a proper traditional beating as a child (For getting A-'s). The power of the feather duster is amazing.</p>
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<p>Ditto…</p>
<p>Mexican girl from a poor family
2300+ SAT
Top 5% of a big, well-thought-of public high school
Varsity athlete and captain
President of student body</p>
<p>she’s a shoo-in.</p>
<p>middsmith, how much time do you have on your hands that you copied over all of those Chuck Norris-isms and replaced every instance of his name with “<insert name=”" of=“” student=“”>"?</insert></p>
<p>^^, I copy it to an emacs txt editor, then do Shift+Alt+% to replace.<br>
Took 2 secs literally.</p>
<p>this whole thread made me LOL :)</p>
<p>^ Me too. :)</p>
<p>The perfect applicant? ME.</p>
<p>“African-American, 2400 SAT, 4.0 GPA”</p>
<p>change that to Native American</p>
<p>"“African-American, 2400 SAT, 4.0 GPA”</p>
<p>change that to Native American"</p>
<p>Wow, if one of those applicants actually existed.. O.o</p>
<p>mexican + female + alaska + plus good stats = golden</p>