Cruise, Holmes expecting first child

<p>I just think the hurry to pregnancy after meeting a mere 3 months ago (under circumstances they can't remember or haven't made an alibi up for yet) is a little freaky. I feel sorry for her parents. Girl . . . Boy . . . I hope it's an alien. I'm thinking artificial insemination.</p>

<p>A part of an article in Yahoo Entertainment:</p>

<p>**n other reports, when it comes time for the actress to give birth in several months, it has been suggested that Holmes will attempt a silent labor in keeping with Scientology tradition.</p>

<p>The practice encourages mothers to be to forgo painkillers and to refrain from screaming or even talking as they bring their children into the world. Scientologists believe that the silence reduces trauma during birth and prevents irrational fears later in life. **</p>

<p>No screaming............ no talking........? What the hell................. like, can you moan or like cry?
Or is it ike totaly silent..? because that would majorly suck..</p>

<p>Also the baby has to remain isolated for 10 days. I forgot why but that is some serious **** there. Wouldn't you like to hold your baby and stuff. That's too weird.</p>

<p>Then there's the whole thing about scientology's beliefs such as an ancient ruler of the galaxy named Xenu taking care of a population problem by throwing people into volcanoes on Earth, blasting them with hydrogen bombs, and their spirits (called "thetans") inhabiting humans and causing them trauma and fear.</p>

<p>I really wish I were making any of that up.</p>

<p>Well, they sure got busy real quick!!!</p>

<p>She apparently has a bump already and now she's quitting her film to concentrate on motherhood. Also her aunt "knows" she got pregnant in the natural way. That's just nasty.</p>

<p>whats the natural way? anything besides artificial insemination?</p>

<p>"Natural" way? LOL Can we please keep "bedroom" business in the bedroom?</p>

<p>that is a direct quote too.</p>

<p>Man, they're not even married yet.</p>