<p>Mine is a reverse stalking. Freshman year, as I was walking to the Court of Sciences, this “activist” asked me to donate for such and such cause to feed hungry children in Africa. I declined, but then he started following me into the Court. Panicked, I run and hide behind one of the pillars in Young Hall. My future girlfriend happened to be sitting on the benches in between the pillars; she looked at me, thinking “who the heck is this weird guy?”</p>
<p>The guy comes and tries to ask her for donations, which she also declines. That gave us something to talk about after I emerged from the pillar. It turns out we were taking the same class, so we became study buddies…and the rest fell into place from there.</p>
<p>OP: Guys love steak. The Steak always works on guys. Make sure you do the cooking. Have him watch basketball or football on ESPN. Get him some beer to drink while he waits until the steaks are ready. Don’t ever let him go near the grill. Get two huge chunks of Porterhouses (both for him) with no sauce and a bit of salt and pepper added cooked medium rare. A fine glass of wine to go with the steak. I recommend one of the Hess collections, very smooth and clean end-taste, Cabernet Sauvignon. Personal Favorite Red Wine. </p>
<p>As a lady, you should get yourself chicken breast salad with dressing on side and drink water because alcohol makes you fat. And fat girls aren’t attractive. </p>
<p>But remember, YOU have to spend all the money. Don’t make him spend any money. You do the shopping. You choose and buy the steaks, you buy the wine, and you buy the beer. Make him think you are something else other than those gold-digging money-squeezing broads in L.A., and he’ll be thankful that he has you. </p>
<p>im going to have to admit that when i was reading this thread and jonnyjew entered the picture, i got all giddy and happy as if I was the one with the crush, HAHA. this was like watching a movie</p>