<p>"OH NO.
now everyone will try to CONVERT ME." </p>
<p>Dont worry :)</p>
<p>Nah, we don't really care if you drink or not.</p>
<p>mrnova...well i decided to post my intial reaction to what you said...to bring about a change of topic...:D</p>
<p>"I nail b|tches."
poor dogs...:(. you should leave some for them too.</p>
<p>"I kill people with my bare hands."
eew. i can see that. go wash those hands right now. they are like germ heaven.</p>
<p>" I hunt whales, burn the rain forests, "
awww. you will have to find a new hobby very soon. with the rate people are going about, destroying them, i dont think they will last much longer.</p>
<p>"commit race crimes, foster world trade, multi nationals, and the Republican Party. I commit war crimes, support terrorism, and get away with it."
YOU DOUBLE CROSSER. :D. stabbing poor Bush behind his back...:(</p>
<p>"I have unprotected sex and lie about it."
to whom? still mama's little boy are you? :D</p>
<p>"I created and perpetuate acid rain."
my...you must 'p e e' a lot. :D</p>
<p>"I feed on aborted fetuses."
they taste so good with ketchup. yummy. :D</p>
<p>"And occasionally, I come on this forum and maybe give some useful advice/tell it like it is to those who want to know."</p>
<p>yup...your "kneel and slurp it" advice was like the best advice i really recieved. no sarcasm intended. i really think it was nice of you to help me out.</p>
<p>"I'm also tired and going to sleep."
sweet dreams...</p>
<p>OK I WAS JUST JOKING...NO HARD FEELINGS AND PLEASE...NO TRYING TO CONVERT ME.</p>
<p>"stabbing poor Bush behind his back"</p>
<p>STAB THAT ****ER'S FRONT.</p>
<p>Alcohol isn't long-term bad for your brain, assuming your not like a 12 year old. And the liver is a very resilient organ - so long as you don't start downing a quart of hard **** a day or something equally ridiculous, then you probably aren't going to blow it out.</p>
<p>gosh you really hate bush dont u. :D i hate him too.
i hope the mods arent republicans...:D.</p>
<p>dammit. now this thread will turn into a republicans vs. democrats thread.</p>
<p>WHT ABOUT THE BIG FRAT LIST???</p>
<p>I don't think you'll find too many Republicans on the Cornell forum, don't worry.</p>
<p>Any sane person would realize there's something screwed up about Bush. ****ing murderer.</p>
<p>how hot are the girls at cornell?</p>
<p>98.6 degrees give or take</p>
<p>Lol mrnova, I do think I love you. That list just made me crack up.</p>
<p>At least my work is being appreciated while I'm still alive.</p>
<p>mrnova is the man, he's gotten one guy and one girl to fall head over heels for him in one night on cc</p>
<p>mrnova: that is quite possibly my favorite post of all time.</p>
<p><em>Sniff</em> They like me, they really like me.</p>
<p>"mrnova is the man, he's gotten one guy and one girl to fall head over heels for him in one night on cc"</p>
<p>truly the peak moment in any young man's life.</p>
<p>Can you say MFM? Not really my cup of tea though.</p>
<p>under normal circumstances i say: obscenity!!! Mods...delete it</p>
<p>today i say: send it to the New Yorker...this guy deserves a Nobel Prize for lit</p>
<p>under all circumstances I say: stop ruining the fun.</p>
<p>spanks...take a chill pill...take like 8 of them</p>
<p>a joke...thats all it was</p>