<p>Stoking the Coastie thing,</p>
<p>"Name: Veronica Peterson<br>
Location: Lucky Apartments
Major: Finance
Hometown: Newport, RI
I cant believe how stressful this week has been! First of all I couldnt even fit half my tank tops into the space they call a closet here. I already complained to the management about the space issue, I cant believe they even call this private housing! Daddy bought me a car while in town as a going-away present, but he totally forgot I wanted the Nav system, so now I have to Mapquest my way to the few cocktail lounges here... I swear its so hard to find some classy establishments in this city. My friends and I are going to pick up a pack of Parliaments and snort some Adderall this weekend and see what happens. Hopefully once daddy upgrades my room I can throw super exclusive parties based on social status, clothing and general good-looks! By the way, youre totally sketch."</p>
<p>The</a> Daily Cardinal - Talking with freshmen, so you don?t have to</p>
<p>Cardinal--you're no Onion.</p>