<p>Matriculate elsewhere, lest you suffer an eternity in hell like me and my classmates.</p>
<p>The funny thing is...</p>
<p>When Michael Phelps decided to come train in Ann Arbor, the local newspaper ran a headline that read "Phelps Moving to Ann Arbor." I didn't see it in the paper, but rather on a daily news feed here on campus. Thus, I didn't know it appeared on the sports page. I immediately was horrified, thinking FRED Phelps was leaving his church in Topeka and coming here. </p>
<p>I was QUITE relieved to click through and learn just which Phelps we were getting.</p>
<p>I hope when he comes for his Laramie Project visit he doesn't decide to stick around longer.</p>
<p>The guy is a total douchebag. His church also thanked God for the hurricanes and protested at the funerals of soldiers killed in Iraq because the military is "full of fags"</p>
<p>lol, what an idiot.</p>