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<p>Now I’m attacking you? I simply made an observation. You have misconstrued (or perhaps intentionally ignored) my comments - I’ve noticed you’ve yet to acknowledge your plain misunderstanding of the “anonymous” remark. Perhaps you’re reading far too deeply into my comments as your pixels do not warrant me becoming upset.
Now we both have happy smilies!</p>
<p>However, the happy smiley is now crying on the inside because your hypocrisy saddens it. 
You reprimand me for being “critical” of the OP, and now claim that your criticism is fine. Now, it’s okay for you to post your opinions, but mine were so horrible and rude and made the OP cry tears of glass and anguish. </p>
<p>Lastly, I’m not a man.
You see, this is what happens when you make assumptions. </p>
<p>:) Just so that we’re clear that your pixels do not upset me, I will show my future emotions in emoticons. Unfortunately, they don’t have one that expresses disdain, so this must do.
Please stop making my emoticons cry.</p>
<p>ETA: In regards to your “tongue in cheek” remark. My apologies for not catching your wit. I honestly thought it was just stupidity (And no, I’m not trying to be insulting - I honestly thought it was.)</p>
<p>And you’ve made this topic about me, dear. All I stated was my opinion (which are evil and should be burned at the stake!) and you got huffy over it because I’m not coddling the poor suffocating mother.
Perhaps you should start a Mothers Unite club and you can all talk about how your children can’t get dates. </p>
<p>Oh, and here’s my happy icon so there’s no further mistakes on my feelings. :)</p>