<p>Why did the baby cross the road?
Because someone chained it to a bumper</p>
<p>What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's a watermelon.</p>
<p>How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.</p>
<p>Anyone know any others?</p>