<p>"if you like having......"</p>
<p>If you had chosen Williams, you could not have written such an ugly sentence.
It's all because of Amherst...</p>
<p>Well, it was a joke, so of course I wouldn't have posted it. However, I would have certainly made similar jokes directed towards Amherst students.</p>
<p>it's not because of you but because of Amherst; you should have chosen Williams.
but my second son also wants to go Amherst sometimes...</p>
<p>Well, thank you for telling me where I would have been happiest, I think you know quite a bit about me and my reasons for picking Amherst, mom!</p>