Dear UC Berkeley Board:

<p>That's a little descriptive. Ass kissing would have worked just fine.</p>

<p>but i was told by reliable Stanford insiders that kissing ass only gets you a B+</p>

<p>Stanford rocks! Why, because I know TWO people who got into Berkeley with 3.5-6 WEIGHTED GPA's and 1100 SAT scores. Really, come on now Berkeley adcoms, poor stats are poor stats, regardless of what background a person comes from. Yes I got rejected from Berk and I am a little bitter.</p>

<p>"Stanford rocks! Why, because I know TWO people who got into Berkeley with 3.5-6 WEIGHTED GPA's and 1100 SAT scores."</p>

<p>...so Stanford rocks because you know 2 people who got into Cal with 1100 SAT scores? I suppose Univ. of Pheonix online rocks because you know 2 people who got into Cal with 1100 SAT scores. </p>

<p>"Really, come on now Berkeley adcoms, poor stats are poor stats, regardless of what background a person comes from."</p>

<p>...so Stanford really has nothing to do with this. Yeah, admissions are funky and unfair sometimes. </p>

<p>"Yes I got rejected from Berk and I am a little bitter."</p>

<p>...that's too bad, but I'm sure you'll end up going to a great school where you'll be happy anyway, so stop ragging on Cal, cause it's pointless.</p>

<p>For some reason, a lot of my high school teachers are Stanford grads (and they're not that good), while both my doctor and my orthodontist are Berkeley grads. </p>

<p>Unfortunately, they're not that good either. Well, they're pretty good, I guess.</p>

<p>Cardinal Rocks My World! :D</p>

<p>Berkeley nuts, Stanford nuts, you're both right!</p>

<p>You both suck! ;-)</p>

<p>true that =)</p>

<p>My God, UncleFeezus was clearly just making a small joke. UC Berkeley students == incredibly overreactive? What a great stereotype to begin.</p>

<p>"Cmon guys, as far as Stanford trolls on this board go, this post is <em>very</em> benign. Pick your battles..."</p>

<p>Amen.</p>

<p>these little rivalries are just too funny :)</p>