<p>i have the best smirk.</p>
<p>I have a really good seductive smile. I practice.</p>
<p>I look awesome in liderhosen.</p>
<p>I work for a company notorious for their poor hiring practices.</p>
<p><a href=“http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/3100000/Lederhosen-germany-3172152-750-600.jpg[/url]”>http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/3100000/Lederhosen-germany-3172152-750-600.jpg</a></p>
<p>A lot of my tuition will be paid for with “dirty money”</p>
<p>I, jane, believe it isn’t wrong. Lederhosen have saved my life on more than one occasion. And that… that, I am not ashamed of. <em>tears well up in eyes, then face stiffens up in a show of courage, glances nervously around an aghast crowd with squinty eyes and straight mouth, briskly walks away with head held high (in lederhosen)</em></p>
<p>EmpathyInAnarchy-
ahhh yes i remember how much you love beer now!</p>
<p>k you cant just tell us that Lenderhosen saved ur life and not tell us the whole story, spill it i wanna laugh my ass off.</p>
<p>lemme guess, it was one cold Oktoberfest night…</p>
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<p>*<strong><em>, I went through all that trouble and CC *</em></strong>ed it all up.</p>
<p>omg W T F is this? hahaha </p>
<p>ur scaring me, im gonna use the taser on you.</p>
<p>CC can’t handle this. And my taser is bigger than yours.</p>
<p>hahaha, THAT is how desperate I was for a distraction.</p>
<p>yeah well taser size doesnt matter, its how quick you can draw, and baby they call me Annie Oakley. </p>
<p>no seriously, tell me the story.</p>
<p>There is no lederhosen story. And if there was, you know I would be too ashamed to share it.</p>
<p>:( :(</p>
<p>thats a shame</p>
<p>janeyyyyyyy</p>
<p>omg. i am gonna miss you guys when i transfer. not frequenting cc and reading all the funny a ss sh i t that happens on these boards. oh the nostalgia.</p>
<p>yesssssss other Evan?</p>
<p>lol</p>
<p>hahaha i dont know lol</p>
<p>im excited to be able to come on here once every few months without anxiously waiting a thread to say “UCLA Acceptances”</p>