<p>Dear Diary, </p>
<p>I write to you 4 days into my hall change. This is the college dorm experience. This is a place where I am comfortable. I’m throughly overjoyed by how I don’t have a roommate that annoys me. No more coughing without covering your mouth. No more loud exclamations of crap I don’t care about. No more disgusting smell that I tried covering up with Febreeze and candles. No more of having to deal with my stuff being moved without my knowledge. No more unnecessary annoyances! Free at last! Free at last! Man, this hall is the best!</p>