Diary of Mad First-Years: 2017 Edition

<p>Dear CC, </p>

<p>I’m back, and I manged to make a male friend. He invited me to room with him next semester in the on campus apartments (its a 2 bedroom place). I finally have done it, I have found a roommate who understands me. I am now complete. His name is…Stephen. <em>dramatic music plays</em></p>

<p>(Hint: For those of you who don’t know or remember my first roommate who I had a lot of trouble with was named Stephen…now back to the show!)</p>

<p>Yes, Stephan. Not the same Stephan, but a very Stephany Stephan non the less. Will I have he same problems as last semester? Am I destined to have a “Stephan curse” where I get nothign but Stephan for roommates and they all hate me? </p>

<p>FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON THE… Insane Dante Show!</p>