<p>that’s great. i didn’t make one of those yet. i just collected stalkers. they think they’re my friends but they’re not my friends. they’re my stalkers. you wouldn’t believe how much they forget this. but you can kind of see why, because i don’t have any friends i hang out with my stalkers (who else am i going to hang out with) and slowly they get the idea that now they’re my friends, but they’re not. so i have to remind them. you guys are my stalkers, im only hanging out with you because i’ve not got any friends. </p>
<p>so wait, the first one was stephan with an ‘a’ and this one’s a stephen with an ‘e’? i mean then its not even the same name is it. so do you really have to worry about being cursed. do you even pronounce them the same way? i had a friend who was a stephan but the way we pronounced his name was “stephon”. personally i like the “stephen” pronunciation better when it’s with a soft e.</p>
<p>its good you found a roommate who seems to understand you. my stalkers don’t understand me. they just like me. and while that nice what i really want to be is understood.</p>