<p>ha ha ha ha</p>
<p>Insulting someone followed by telling them that two of the very few girls in this thread are sucking him off isn’t sound insult strategy. That is community college level thinking. You fail yet again.</p>
<p>^ Although I personally do not agree with everything hijynx says; the above post is very true. I mean come on guys, really? THAT is how you plan to insult someone??? :(</p>
<p>Someone needs to enroll in Witty Retorts 101, you might get some upper division GE credit for it as well, among other things…</p>
<p>Uh, back to the original subject…I only feel bad when I ditch the classes of teachers I respect (like my calc teacher or my physics teacher). Some CC teachers are pretty stupid and only there for the paycheck. I don’t waste much of my time attending their classes. </p>
<p>The thing you have to remember, though, is one day you may need a letter of recommendation and if your attendance is jacked, then good luck. I did really well in all my classes and I have a decent relationship with my profs but I missed class A LOT and even though I’m eligible for a lot of awesome scholarships, but I’m now too ashamed to ask for letters from the teachers who know me the best (I had my physics and calc teachers for 4 semesters in a row, so they know me well but my attendance was really bad).</p>
<p>Am I here to be a comedian or Conan O’brien to you guys? </p>
<p>@ Hijynx99: Community college level thinking? You have this odd elitist attitude, especially coming from a CC as a 3.8 history major, lol. Who cares? I knew plenty of students with the dirter and unwitter mind that go to the top universities. And stop being a hypocrite because I know once in your academia life that you knew a student was sucking off teacher, FIGURATIVELY. </p>
<p>@Supa_Ramga: Stop being politically correct. “OMGOSHXORS, DAT GUY TOL HER TO SUC HIS BALZ.” “OH WOW, ITZ SO UNFUNIE.” Please. The guy wasn’t literal and it was more towards about being a kiss-ass. Loosen up your thong, whether you find it funny or not. </p>
<h2>This is funny because this is the internet, and you guys act high and mighty online over one stupid comment. That’s the problem about people who think they are smart with their high GPA. Their egos are inflated.</h2>
<p>I hate to go off-topic because this was a good thread about positive and negative outcomes of ditching class. </p>
<p>@physicfem: Are you a physics major? I knew the day that I ditched Physics was the day I dropped the class. It’s one of those classes if you miss a day of studying, you could fall behind for weeks.</p>
<p>Usually when you say “Am I here to be ***** or ****** to you” the two things should NOT be the same.</p>
<p>You knew plenty of students with the dirter and unwitter mind? Haha. </p>
<p>You know once in my academia life that I knew a student WAS suck off teacher? FIGURATIVELY?! Is this a joke or something? I don’t mean the context of the quote, but the sentence structure and grammar.</p>
<p>I have to ask, you be a FOB? Your Engrish is impeccable.</p>
<p>Also Supa never said it was “unfunny” or talked in 1337 speak. Nor did he assume it was literal. He merely pointed out how little wit you losers have. And how criticizing someone for having girls “suck him off” only proves what soph and ana said earlier…you are virgins who will never know the vajayjay.</p>
<p>A 3.8 is bad now? I have a 3.55, I must literally be a chimpanzee.</p>
<p>Yeah that was a pretty funny insult to Hijynx I’ve gotta admit: “Those girls are sucking you off and you just came in their mouths… sucks to be you!”</p>
<p>That was supposed to be an insult to Hijynx? I thought it was directed at the girls</p>
<p>Yeah well Hijynx tried to rearrange the insult to be about him, and in that context it was funny.</p>
<p>@Logic
Here is what Hijynx posted.
Which is a very true statement. Why would you insult someone and then follow-up by saying two girls are sucking him off? Just doesn’t make any sense at all…</p>
<p>@noobartist
Don’t go picking a fight you can’t win. As I said earlier, I personally don’t agree with everything hijynx says; HOWEVER, you guys are making it EXTRAORDINARILY more difficult to make me even contemplate agreeing with you. As a result, I am compelled to side with hijynx. Also you’re neither funny nor convincing; your little quips are nothing more than verbal diarrhea gushing from your mouth, or in this case, your fingertips.</p>
<p>Honestly, when it comes to arguing over the internet; “win or lose, you’re still ■■■■■■■■.”</p>
<p>But in this case, you lose, you are ■■■■■■■■, and you are fail. End.</p>
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<p>How was this supposed to be aimed at Hijinx? It isn’t. No one insulted Hijynx by saying 2 girls were sucking him off.</p>
<p>^ Compliment if anything.</p>
<p>The sentiments Hijynx expresses are pretty common amongst intellectual elitists. When I was in highschool and placed 3rd at a national math competition (for CC students), I was sure that CC students simply weren’t that bright. That was in the 10th grade. I then proceeded to mess up 11th and 12th grade and found myself at SMC and haven’t found it necessary to go to every class or study a lot to hit the 4.0 (science major, premed track).</p>
<p>The difference is that I do it anyways. I studied up on math in my first year at SMC I would encounter in upper div courses at UCLA in my junior year. I tutor, self study, etc. There were times when I would skip Calc 1 to study linear algebra or write op-eds for the newspaper. But to get a 3.8 with history as a major? My friend that went to Yale studied history too, she got a 4.0 and had the balls (not literally) to call it a joke major. She’s now at their law school. What do you think a 3.8 from a CC and (more than likely) a lower GPA from UCLA will get you?</p>
<p>3.4 GPA and going to UCLA here. You guys make me feel like a dumbass.</p>
<p>Thanks alot.</p>
<p>also, lets not put all the bio majors in one basket. I will be a bio major at UCLA next year and have seen plenty of the vag. Although, I have met plenty of people in my classes who have never, which is unfortunate.</p>
<p>@ess: Exactly, you are busting your balls and living in your books, while I still got into UCLA with the least amount of effort. You have made my point, thanks.</p>
<p>Just because your friend called it a joke of a major does not mean she didn’t work hard. I know History is an easy major. I got a 4.0 in all my major courses (including upper div UCLA travel study). Somehow you people equate my GPA to solely my major. Unfortunately the classes I really threw under the bus were Cinema, Astronomy, and Spanish 1. Teachers killed me on attendance! I was not as informed my first semester of the proper ways to slack through CC.</p>
<p>Now that I only have to take History and electives I like (and how to best utilize my time), I am sure I won’t have any problems. Plus I actually care more so plan to bump up my effort a bit. Not to mention GPA is really not important for law school. LSAT is king. My brother graduated from UCLA (After going to CC) with a 3.4 GPA in history (169 LSAT) and ended up at a top 15 law school. He has a 4.0 GPA and is on law review going into his 3rd year. So apparently it can happen!</p>
<p>haha i leave for a bit and everything goes to hell hahahah</p>
<p>@Hijnx,</p>
<p>It doesn’t matter, physical or mental sparring and I’ll take you down in a heart beat. You’re parents must be disappointed right? Having a doucebag for a son must be tough. On the topic of my social class, your somewhat right. I did live in a hellhole for a good part of my life, but now I live in quiet suburbia where we rarely come across *******s like you. Not only do I pay my own mortgage, but I own a successful company as well. Given I don’t have a ton of employees, I make enough to pay the bills. I highly doubt you have anything going for you man, sorry to put it in a harsh way but your destined to be wiping my a$$ for the rest of your life. If your dad’s semiretired then both of you can both work for me, I always need someone to clean up the scraps. Hit me up when school starts, I’d like to meet you in person.</p>
<p>Damn, dawg. You be HARD. STRAIGHT UP. E-thuggin’ it.</p>
<p>You have the audacity to tell me to enjoy the lower class, and then tell me how you spent the majority of your life in a hellhole? Oh wait, you live in quiet suburbia now. Palmdale? Please. I like how you say you have a successful company, and follow it up with “I don’t have a ton of employees, [but] I make enough to pay the bills” which is code for 30k/yr. I own my own business as well and make more than 30k/yr, so apparently I have much more going for me than you 
Even better is you bring my parents into this. Despite telling you that my dad is a doctor, you seem to think myself or even him will be below you. He bills $750/hr, but i’ll tell him to move out of Hidden Hills, head over to Palmdale, and work for your roofing company. You and the two guys from home depot can show him the ropes, and where the Eastwood Insurance papers are in the center console of your '95 GM rape van.</p>
<p>God I hate when losers try and bring up their pipe dreams as a way to show how they will be monetarily and socially superior to me or anyone else, and I have to respond. It seriously makes me look like a bigger as*hole then even I am.</p>
<p>Let’s recap: You grew up in a dump, raised by…successful parents…where you managed to bypass the KFC career route that your cohorts enjoy, and started your own company. You were able to generate whopping profits in the range of $12/hr, and bought a 1994 earthquake salvaged house in a dumpy part of suburbia. You then developed some sort of grandiosity because by comparison of your loser friends, you have hit the lottery. You now think you are part of the upper echelon, but in reality you just went from the 7th layer of Dante’s inferno all the way up to the 5th layer. CONGRATULATIONS!!!</p>
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<p>caught slippin’… </p>
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<p>caught slippin’… (x2)</p>
<p>I don’t know… this thread is definitely getting a bit ‘low rent’. :)</p>