<p>Here’s the link to the full column:</p>
<p>[That’ll</a> teach you to be a responsible parent!](<a href=“http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/09/magazine/09wwln-ethicist-t.html?_r=1&ref=magazine&oref=slogin]That’ll”>http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/09/magazine/09wwln-ethicist-t.html?_r=1&ref=magazine&oref=slogin)</p>