<p>hey so i applied to cornell thinking there was 0 chance but i guess i was wrong. anyway i'm from ct and i'm not really that smart. i have a 4.0 and i've never gotten below a B but i think that's just because i'm a great ********ter. i hardly ever do homework and if i do i wait till the very last minute. i'm a wicked lazy procrastinator. i love to party, drink and burn, which i hear is great in ithaca, but i'm afraid everyone there will be way too focussed on grades. also, as conceited as this sounds, i'm looking for hot guys to hook up with. i'm debating playing it safe and going to BU also because i'm afraid to be in the middle of nowhere in ithaca. am i gonna flunk out if i go to cornell? i've never visited and i honestly know very little about it...</p>
<p>You seem to be on the right path. YOLO</p>