<p>Strippers, apparently. They’re just always so nice to me.</p>
<p>I almost only attract the cute type of girls. Not the hot girls, but the really really cute girls (must have bangs) usually with quirky personalities. Fortunately for me, these are exactly the types of girls I like most :3</p>
<p>I have a friend who is a magnet for tall blonde crazy chicks. One time I was at his place, a frat house, and he actually had to kick one, whom we’d never seen before, that was waiting for him in his bed. It goes way beyond normal frat house antics for him and these girls.</p>
<p>I’m a magnet for creepers, crazies, perverts and weirdos, haha 
Seriously, the strangest people just…come up to me. I consider myself to be normal in appearance, there’s nothing really all that odd about me. I’m sure I’m biased though lol.</p>
<p>I remember last year, I was in a bookstore, and this lady had tried to steal my make-up bag out of my purse. I caught her and confronted her, like, “Hey dude! What are you doing?” She started apologizing and then we both just started talking about books and she basically told me her whole life story. We were both just sitting on this couch and she started trimming the ends of her hair with these manicure scissors she had…</p>
<p>I SWEAR. Weirdest people right?</p>
<p>This is gonna sound really depressing but whatever, I don’t seem to attract many people except the weirdos or the not attractive.</p>
<p>@contra</p>
<p>Omg that is weird! And you two became like the best of friends? o_O</p>
<p>^ Join the club. :)</p>
<p>@amber2010 Oh yes! We go to the mall together, paint our toenails…lay in bed and whisper secrets. We’ve also had numerous trips to the Cape!</p>
<p>Not really… that day at the bookstore was the last time I ever saw her. Her name was Heather I think, lol. In fact, she was in mid-sentence and she just kind of…got up and walked out.</p>
<p>Even my creepers leave me :(</p>
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<p>Samesies. I don’t think I’m socially maladjusted or anything, but I apparently can not be more than a friend to anyone ever.</p>
<p>lol yea ugly girls (well not all ugly but a high %).</p>