<p>that would be why I chose a screenname that's pretty much gender-specific. :)</p>
<p>Oh, sure, putting the blame on me now. ;)</p>
<p>To be honest, I don't really care that much. A message board is one of the few places where gender isn't all that important.</p>
<p>of course! How can I blame myself? I'm perfect! :D</p>
<p>Of course you're perfect, Ms. I'm-Going-To-Pretend-I'm-Unattractive.</p>
<p>I never said I was unattractive!
I only said I was "not hot", which simply means my beauty cannot even be defined by words. Words are meant for mortals...can we say greek goddess?</p>
<p>:D</p>
<p>Oh, in that case you should have just said you were divine! Be clearer next time, Oh Beautiful One! :D</p>
<p>So... may I call you Diane?</p>
<p>yeah yeah...it should have been clear already... </p>
<p>Athena's better :P</p>
<p>your mom's better :O</p>
<p>He just called her mom better than a goddess. I'd take that as a compliment. ;)</p>
<p>sighh..I haven't heard a classic yo momma joke in so long...
what's with this "your mom" thing? such a corruption of the original....</p>
<p>COHF, nikeswooshguy !</p>
<p>Here's probably how most people here look and how they are in general. Especially APFREAK. <a href="http://pwned.nl/%5B/url%5D">http://pwned.nl/</a></p>
<p>^is that one of those scary videos that you shouldn't be viewing late at night when everyone else is asleep because it freaks you out before you go to bed and then you get nightmares?</p>
<p>wooohooo for run-on sentences!</p>
<p>I found it to be hysterically hilarious</p>
<p>Nope it's fine LadyinRed.</p>
<p>haha...that was in fact hysterically hilarious... :)</p>
<p>No no, I assure you the "your mom" IS a new original. As an experienced yourmomologist, I can state that yourmomisms are distinctive from their "yo momma" origin. "Yo momma"s are insults fabricated independent of any statement, with the intent to insult one's momma in an independently fabricated and exaggerated fashion (ex. Yo momma's so fat she bleeds gravy)</p>
<p>Yourmomisms, on the other hand, must come from the context of the two speakers. It takes the seemingly unoffensive statement of the first speaker, and then transforms it into something offensive by the addition or use of the phrase "your mom" A yourmomism is made either:</p>
<ol>
<li>As the answer to a question, usually asking "Where?","What?","Who?", the yourmomer simply responds "your mom"
"What did you do last night?"
"Your mom"
"What are some examples of sexual repression in this novel?"
"Your mom"</li>
</ol>
<p>2.As the reflection of a speakers previous statement, the yourmomer simply repeats the phrase, replacing the subject of the sentence with "your mom" and making only minor adjustments if needed to the rest of the phrase (usually in possesive pronouns)</p>
<p><em>a girl after watching a video shot in a back yard filled with many plants and flowers</em>
"Who has a jungle in their backyard?"
"Your mom has a jungle in her backyard"</p>
<p><em>a poem describing a young boy walking to the store on a cold december morning</em>
"I have two oranges in my sweatshirt"
"Your mom has two oranges in her sweatshirt"</p>
<p>Try it today!</p>
<p>Your mom tried it today!</p>
<p>How was that?</p>
<p>brilliant, i set it up for you, now go forth and tell the world!</p>
<p>Your mom will go forth and tell the world.</p>