<p>^ HELL NO (10char)</p>
<p>Moderators are like gnomes. They are always present but never present at the same time, and how they came to be is unknown even to the most knowledgeable of humans.</p>
<p>No fun here. :(</p>
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<p>That was beautiful. :D</p>
<p>But someone just has to be the last poster. This can’t go on forever. If this magically remains active until the site closes down, there will be a last poster. If the thread dies (unlikely at this situation), there will be a last poster. If it gets locked, there will be a last poster. It is inevitable!</p>
<p>It is not inevitable! What if one of the gnomes—er, moderators—deletes the thread? Then none of the posts will exist anymore so there will not be a last poster!</p>
<p>(Technically there will be anyway, but nobody will know who except the mods.)</p>
<p>Sorry, you can’t have the last post. You had a good (21 day) run, but it ends today.</p>
<p>I was wondering when someone would bump this back up.</p>
<p>NO! My reign is over. ='(</p>
<p>I just remembered it, so I had to.</p>
<p>About two weeks in I was like “Yeah nobody has posted there yet. I have it in the bag.”</p>
<p>Shame.</p>
<p>Well, you made it three. Admirable.</p>
<p>Well what if a moderator posted on this thread an then locked it. They will be the last to post, thus in a way winning.</p>
<p>^ That has already been stated, I believe.</p>
<p>^^Why thank you, I’m proud that I hold the record for this thread at the moment.</p>
<p>I wonder how long it will take for everyone but one person to forget about this.</p>
<p>Now that this has been bumped, a long time.</p>
<p>Ah well, it had to be done.</p>
<p>No, it really didn’t. ='(</p>
<p>^It would have been necroed eventually. Threads always are.</p>
<p>Hm, what was that thread called that we turned into a tangent?</p>
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Yeah, imagine how much it would hurt to lose after a year.</p>