<p>i always get buyers remorse when i ask a girl to a dance because when they crumble before my awesomeness and burst into tears of happiness for being selected, it just takes the fun out of it! </p>
<p>...which is why i've instituted a new program. i'll narrow it down to my top 20 or so and enter them into something of a reality show involving a mathematics round, a firewalking round, and a scuba scavenger round. then, i'll have the girls vote eachother off one by one. naturally, i'll take the first girl voted off because she'll obviously be the best one and the one perceived as a threat to the rest of the girls.</p>
<p>what do you think, afa?</p>