<p>Dear student,</p>
<p>As requested, I incorporated your scores, GPA, leadership, and extracurriculars into a systematically devised function of calculatory means that I developed to precisely calculate percent chance of admission to various universities in the US and abroad. The results are as follows (these are the percent chances that you will be accepted at the below named institutions of higher educatory education):</p>
<p>PLEASE NOTE: my devised system is accurate only for applicants that have reached completion of their junior year (11th grade) of high school. You statistics do not fall within this range, so I input your average statistics so far as your junior year grades. The results below reflect this incorporation.</p>
<p>Princeton - 9.693%
UPenn - 12.377%
Northwestern - 17.800%
Cornell - 14.140%
Boston College - 29.989%
University of Michigan - 38.098%
Carnegie Mellon - 21.145%
<a href=“John?”>b</a>*** Hopkins - 22.901%
Purdue - 77.511%
Virginia Tech - 79.005%</p>
<p>*Please be more specific next time, as it took me a minute to figure out which university of higher education was being referenced here.</p>
<p>Please note that these are only derived from my own personal formula which seems to accurately predict admissions chances pretty well. Hope that helps!</p>