<p>Conversely how would you impress someone who went to Penn? Would "hey baby, I just spelled mononucleosis in scrabble earning me a sweet 156 points" work?</p>
<p>Or would she be like "its actually 120 points asswipe"?
Or maybe "thats too many letters fagbag".</p>
<p>Hmm... i should be more subtle... probably spell something smaller like "burlesque".</p>
<p>WOW u guys have no idea how to get a grl i bet yall went to prom w/your cousins lmao okay but rly if u meet a grl the best way to start is with a convo, maybe comment on a book shes holding, ask her wat music she is listening to, be creative but try to steer away from how she looks cuz trust me if shes pretty shes used to hearing it and it gets old. grls do want guys to find them attractive [and its good to hear] but we also want to be liked for our minds, thoughts,opinions. if u strike up an interesting enough convo, she'll want to talk to you again and then u can build from that.
ivy league stat. shouldn't be impressive unless you're talking about employers and your career. any ?</p>
<p>Rofl PennGrl09 you know I was joking right? I hope I get accepted into Penn next year so I can use my insanely sexy and suave pickup lines on you (to prove I was joking of course) lol.
Jk lol. It would be sweet to meet you though I guess. And get accepted to Penn
I just want you to know I'm not socially inept... Even though Ive never had a girlfriend.</p>
<p>And I didn't go to prom with my cousin(or anyone else rofl). I'm a junior this year and prom hasn't happened yet(not that it makes a difference. I'm not spending that much on a girl. If the girl wants to pay for me I'll totally be down with that and ask her to prom)</p>
<p>Hahahaha....I can't believe you honestly think that 90% of this thread is serious!! You think I'd start a conversation with a girl by telling her why they call us quakers? You need a lesson or two in how do distinguish sarcasm from reality.</p>
<p>i knew u guys were joking but this thread was started 4 a reason so i figured i would explain things to that person and anyone else reading.
haha sry bout the taking your cousin to prom thing i was jk tho
and gl to all of u in your dating endeavors :P</p>
<p>I don't need luck. I need alcohol</p>
<p>i dont need either</p>
<p>That's cause you're a badass pimp. The rest of us are mortals man.</p>
<p>lmao i love that "i dont need luck i need alcohol"</p>
<p>all u need is money cmon guys</p>
<p>**** I don't have that either.</p>