does this work?

<p>Boys like tan lines ;) They think they're sexy.</p>

<p>OK... now how terribly wrong am I?</p>

<p>I hope you're right.</p>

<p>i use neutrogena build-a-tan every once in a while. it's nice because you can choose how dark it goes and therefore you avoid looking citrus-y.</p>

<p>I just can't have various shadings of pigment...oh well.</p>

<p>But oranges are hot! Wait... nvm, I'm thinking of chilies.</p>

<p>my biology teacher told our class that any tan is the death of skin cells. i wouldn't recommend killing (literally) your self for boys</p>

<p>But life is pointless if there are no boys...</p>

<p>I was born with a tan...a perpetual one I might add.</p>

<p>But I usually don't change colors...</p>

<p>tanning bed = cancer bed
self-tanner = brilliant scientific breakthrough :)</p>

<p>boys are pointless if you decide to stay celibate</p>

<p>i'm a boy, and I prefer the opposite sex without tanlines, it looks funny, at best.</p>

<p>more power to ya</p>

<p>lol</p>

<p>Well, I wasn't thinking of guys...I just don't like this one part of me being lighter than another part of my body...</p>

<p>Who here's with me on the celibacy for life!?!
...or lack of future life</p>

<p>i actually recently invested in a chastity belt and threw away the key.</p>

<p>I'll go with lack of future life...I already put 20 miles on that path.</p>

<p>what is a chastity belt? I never got that.</p>

<p>basically, you lock up your virginity.</p>

<p>but... how? is it a belt?</p>

<p>like "robinhood; men in tights"</p>