<p>I stayed in a hotel near D’s campus this week and kept my suitcase in the bathroom as now recommended to make sure no critters would hitch a ride home with me. But it was a very small bathroom, and that meant I had to keep the suitcase in the tub, then balance it on the toilet when I showered, then dry the tub and put it back in afterward. All in all, I felt pretty ridiculous, and it dawned on my that for all I knew the cleaning staff might have moved the suitcase to the carpet while cleaning the tub. All in all, I’m happy to be back in my own bed!</p>