Dr. Phil, Maury, Jerry Springer, and the like

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<p>I haven't seen these shows in ages</p>

<p>relate your favorite moments pl0x or I will be angrY!!!!!11One!</p>

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<p>People chanting Jerry all the time.</p>

<p>Or…</p>

<p>“You… ARE NOT THE FATHER”!</p>

<p>Lol that’s the best moment in Maury.</p>

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<p>haha it never gets old, esp. “You are NOT the Father!!!”</p>

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<p>I love the slutty teen Maury episodes. “MAURY, I’M 15 BUT I KNOW I CAN TAKE KURR OF MAH BABEH, MMMMHMM.”</p>

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<p>Dr. Phil is sexist</p>

<p>it’s kinda funny</p>

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<p>^^ditto! They’re such hoez though.</p>

<p>^really?how?</p>

<p>hahahha LOOOOL i love maury and jerry springer even though i don’t really watch them they can be funny as hell sometimes…I like it cause of the fights and cussing that’s the best part!</p>

<p>Those shows are THE definition of trash reality t.v.</p>

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<p>lol have any of you guys seen that one show - I think it’s called Cheaters (?) - where this guy helps people find their soon to be exes with another man/woman?</p>

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<p>^■■■■■, yes! I’ve been watching Cheaters since I was in like 4th grade. I love it when they catch the cheaters like naked and having sex with the person they’re cheating with. It just makes them look that much more pathetic.</p>

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<p>A few years ago I saw Dr. Phil on TV. it was about this little boy who watched too much TV. I thought that was ironic.</p>

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<p>Yeah! I know I’m 16 and pregnant and I don’t know who my baby daddy is. Whateva, Whateva. I do what i want! :)</p>

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<p>hahahhahaha lol…</p>

<p>“HI I AM A SLUTTY PREGNANT 16 YEAR OLD IM NOT SURE WHO MA BABBY DADDY IS BUT IM USED YOU NEED MY ACCOMPANY YOU CAN FIND ME ANYWHERE! LIKE YOUR BED, YO MAMMA’S BED, YO DADDY’S BED AND YO MAN’S BED TOO! ***** YO ASS JIGGA JIGGLIN’ i CANT QUIT ****ING AROUND IM A H.I.V. POSITIVE GONORHREA CARRYIN WHORE!”</p>

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<p>LMAO. All the time they’re illiterate, poorly-spoken people. Usually black. </p>

<p>Ghetto people, let’s go.</p>