<p>In no way do I think I'm cooler because of my amount of alcohol consumption. My attitude comes from my innate awesomeness ;).</p>
<p>I hope the sarcasm is detectable.</p>
<p>Throwing up is utterly disgusting, I haven't done it in years. </p>
<p>With regard to being way too drunk: no one wants to baby sit the annoying friend who can't handle his/her liquor time after time.</p>