<p>which is better.</p>
<p>I say they're basically tied. They are both equally selective.</p>
<p>Rice has better dorms though. Duke's dorms have no ac.</p>
<p>I once knew a duke who loved to eat rice.</p>
<p>Let me get a Penn and write this down.</p>
<p>Or we could play some baseball, hold on while I get my MIT.</p>
<p>There was this guy who ran a portable toilet business. He transported them to customers with a semi truck, but one time he had to get them up a staircase at the location. He invented a spring and pulley system that would propel the port-a-pottys up each step, one jump at time. After he had it all set up, he ordered his employees to</p>
<p>...</p>
<p>wait for it</p>
<p>...</p>
<p>get those Johns Hopkins up the stairs.</p>
<p>lockn wins.</p>
<p>Did he Yale at his workers to make them work faster?</p>
<p>These two schools are total opposites. Duke is for the 'too cool for school' crowd. Rice kids think school is the bomb. You have some work to do on this.</p>
<p>Come on cpenoi, you aren't following the Scripps.</p>
<p>What is "The Scripps?"</p>
<p>What are these strange plays on words?</p>
<p>I was going to buy a Chevy but I think I'll Haverford instead.</p>
<p>Will it be a Brown car?</p>
<p>stan, ford's are never brown. you should know that!</p>
<p>My bad. I should Reed better next time.</p>
<p>no problem, just think before you open your (dart)mouth</p>
<p>Maybe if you had a refreshing beverage you'd be better able to concentrate. I always put frozen bottled water cubes in my drinks because I like name Brandies.</p>
<p>Eye donut kidded; yew ore awe liqueur adz Mudd.</p>
<p>My contributing to this thread was purely Occidental.</p>
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Maybe if you had a refreshing beverage you'd be better able to concentrate. I always put frozen bottled water cubes in my drinks because I like name Brandies.
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Eating Mellons can be very refreshing too!</p>
<p>By far the oldest one in the book:</p>
<p>What happens when the smog rises? UCLA!</p>