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My sentiments exactly.</p>
<p>Dartmouth 2012
ED applied: 1429
ED accepted: 400 (28%)
ED deferred: 529 (37%)
RD applied: 15107
Total RD pool: 15636
RD accepted: 1790 (11.4%)</p>
<p>Duke 2012
ED applied: 1247
ED accepted: 472 (37.9%)
ED deferred: 419 (33.6%)
RD applied: 19090
Total RD pool: 19509
RD accepted: 3342 (17.1%)</p>
<p>The OP is hardly a shoo-in at either university, even with his stats.</p>