<p>Wow not only are you clever and funny - but what guts to admit your dark past! </p>
<p>I’m a fan of Case Western, as a parent whose son is very happy there, pursuing same/similar educational goals (EECS, possible graduate work, he’s declared for a dual degree program). Greek life is low-key and mostly academic/philanthropic so not like many schools where frats are a huge party scene. With your stats you’d probably get a merit award which would bring the cost within your range. </p>