<p>Post here if you think you've heard enough "omg, I've never touched a girl before, what do they feel like? How can I touch one? If I can't pursuade a girl to have sex with me in "x" amount of days, I'm soooo jumping off a balcony." threads</p>
<p>Cool guy alert.</p>
<p>Not everyone can be a player like you, bro.</p>
<p>Considering your last thread, you must think you are a real funny guy, huh?</p>
<p>I agree with you bro, it’s not that hard to get to know girls guys. JUST FLIRT! Geez and dress nice, all you need. I’m assuming you already have a good personality and are smart but just up those other two zones (dressing nice and working out) then play with girls. Come up with neat ways to attract attention. Not hard…</p>
<p>calm down bros</p>
<p>the guys who get girls are the ones who are friendly, outgoing, and funny. being hot helps but it not really all that necessary. the most popular kid in my 12th grade class is not much taller than me but is very charismatic, funny and the leader type.</p>
<p>the guys who cannot get laid are the ones who are antisocial and/or socially ■■■■■■■■. There was this one guy who asked me out in the middle of creative writing class. I said “let’s talk about this later” because it was in front of everyone, and he asked me again by running up and stopping me in a clogged hallway, blocking the flow of traffic so to speak. I said “I’m not interested in a relationship right now, let’s just be friends” and he continued to follow me around asking when I wanted to go out to movies and dinner “as friends”. Once he sat down at my lunch table allowing zero space between the two of us, despite the fact that there was plenty of room on the bench, and started feeling my leg. It lasted several months and I had to get the school’s campus cops to get him to leave me alone. By the way, he was also humorless and sullen all the time. Don’t be like him, it won’t get you laid.</p>
<p>This is about Lakrosse isn’t it?</p>
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<p>Hahahaha!!! Creepy psycho-stalkers are hilarious to me. I always imagine them breathing heavily on the phone and lurking in the bushes, eerily peering through your living room window…</p>
<p>Serioulsy guys, just be cool, confident, calm, and collected around girls. It makes all the difference. When you approach us like shaky Chihuahuas, our first instinct is to put you in the “friend zone”, or to avoid you at all costs…</p>
<p>Yes, he made a reference to necrophelia once.</p>
<p>“Hey Sassy” <em>breathing heavily, hidden in a nearby bush, peering eerily through the living room window</em></p>
<p>“Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for awhile, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, “soon, this will be plump with my seed.” ■■■.”</p>
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<p>Remember, nice guys finish last, too.</p>
<p>ronpaul2012: If you’re annoyed with those threads then why don’t you stop posting on those threads? You’re just trying to continue the topic. Don’t start topics like “Needs The Touch of a Woman” and post about giving tips for how to find girls if you’ve heard enough of those threads.</p>
<p>Actually, I would like more of those types of threads- i find them amusing. The only reason I make threads is to see what people say, not because I atually believe in what I write. In other words; I don’t mean what I say, and I don’t say what I mean. Get it?</p>
<p>Ron, you’re an arrogant ****. Not everyone finds getting girls to be easy as you seem to imply it is. Where else would you like people to go for advice? Their moms? Guys care a lot about getting girls: we want the amazing touch and feeling of a female WITHOUT PAYING FOR IT AS THAT RUINS IT COMPLETELY, and its not like we can do what some girls do, be sluts and just get our way. I don’t just mean the touch itself, but the electric feeling a guy gets from being close to a pretty girl. Also, men’s self esteem is greatly affected by how much they mack, as many people judge another’s value by how much ass they get. Maybe you should learn what empathy is.</p>
<p>ronpaul2012: Ahh, I see now. You make these threads to see what advice people give for getting girls. Interesting.</p>
<p>Lakrosse,</p>
<p>Wow…that was deep, man. Do you feel better now?</p>
<p>I don’t know why you keep attacking me because, really, I never said it was easy to get girls. </p>
<p>Anyway, Best Wishes; I hope someday you will be able to experience “the amazing touch and feeling of a female”, as you so gracefully called it ;)</p>
<p>heh… i see you noticed my “don’t tread on me shirt”… well you can tread on me all night baby. no that isn’t a copy of “the fountainhead” in my pocket, i really AM glad to see you… heh" </p>
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I agree with you bro, it’s not that hard to get to know girls guys. JUST FLIRT! Geez and dress nice, all you need. I’m assuming you already have a good personality and are smart but just up those other two zones (dressing nice and working out) then play with girls. Come up with neat ways to attract attention. Not hard…
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<p>Plus wear cologne for those times you wanna turn it up a notch. But not too much.</p>