<p>dude, u guys really need some help. don't so self-confident to the point of ignoring ur mental problems. i told u about the terrible progress of the desease.</p>
<p>to lead a healthy mental life fall my rules:</p>
<p>never make eye contact with ur firend of opposite sex. always slap him/her if she/he tries to flirt with u.</p>
<p>if ur friend is a girl, and she suggests to take her clothes off, immediately contact me through this forum, so that i can examine her body.</p>
<p>if ur firend is a girl, and she says that she is willing to have sex with u, immediately contact me. i will do the act in ur place. u may think sex is good for u, but trust me, it really isn't. so i'm doing a favour for u by satisfying ur girlfriend's raging libido in ur place.</p>
<p>it seems natural that two people of opposite sexes start out as friends, and then move to get..bf/gf-ish, no? Otherwise how do you get to know the person... </p>
<p>Oh... sauronvoldemort, your mum needs to revoke your keyboard rights, as you seem to know a lot of nothing.</p>
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Oh... sauronvoldemort, your mum needs to revoke your keyboard rights, as you seem to know a lot of nothing.
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Heh, this made me laugh out loud.</p>
<p>lot of u guys think i'm nuts, but ask charizard, my pal. he will tell u that i got it all right about this whole westerdick effect, what do call it?..whatever.</p>
<p>charizard, tell these people how i once treated a girl who fell in love with her grandpa. </p>
<p>let me give u some more advise:</p>
<p>to me immune from this desease, u need to take medication prescribed by me. usually i give my patients cow dung, and somerotten milk.</p>
<p>also, never be afraid to TALK about ur experiences. i know that somethimes u have an urge to kiss ur sister or brother, or find ur dog sexually attractive. u NEED to tell me about it, so i can help u. usually i hit these people with a baseball bat couple times and shout insults. after ten minutes, they become normal. it's a miracle!!</p>
<p>let see...i re-read some of the posts in the beginning of this thread and realized this isn't about the westerdick effect. it's about friends, i see..</p>
<p>well, my posts were still relevant. i'm not a logical kind of guy, so i just sometimes glance at a thread and just talk about something i find important.</p>
<p>still..u can never be sure whether u have this desease. if u have no brothers of sisters, u are lucky. since u will never be tempted. if u have no parents or any relatives around u, u are even more lucky. i once knew a guy who had 4 sisters. he impregnated them all and married them. poor kid.... and so i gave him my conventional cure: beating him with a baseball bat and shouting insults. he recovered and divorced all his sister/wives. he still tahnks me to this day through sending me pikachu dolls, my favourite toy.</p>