<p>WMU has pretty packages that they send you.</p>
<p>Pretty packages that I never read...</p>
<p>WMU...what? MIGHIGAN.</p>
<p>dvl, dvl, dvl...</p>
<p>dvl, i have a question,
did you just press random keys on the keyboard to get your username?</p>
<p>I had a college in bethlehem, PA call my house and ask for my SAT scores, which was the only time i can remember not telling someone my scores if they asked.</p>
<p>helpmegetin!, i have an answer to your profound question,</p>
<p>No.</p>
<p>you should explain</p>
<p>have you explained before? i swear you have, but i'm stupid</p>
<p>maybe after typing his name in, he was so shocked by the brilliance that it turned the part of his brain controlling why he chose that name to mush and he cannot remember
moral: dont ask such rude and invasive questions</p>
<p>but i want to ask YOU rude and invasive questions</p>
<p>well fine. i give you permission. ask me questions.</p>
<p>umm... i'm stumped</p>
<p>coulda asked me why i choose to cross-dress or why, when a teacher says the word owl, i scream at the top of my lungs or why i steal my sisters deodorant or why i shave off chunks of my hair for a snack or why i find oak trees attractive</p>
<p>Why do you find oak trees attractive? Birch are way hotter, plus they're better in bed.</p>
<p>ohhh!!! SNAP...YOU just got served dude...by a girl...</p>
<p>and yes, i have explained my username b4...that's right, b4, not before</p>
<p>I can't believe it...our football team is officially on a...winning streak. </p>
<p>That just doesn't sound right.</p>
<p>Our football team lost 47-0 last night :)</p>
<p>Call me crazy, but wouldn't it be weird if they measured how much food you need in % consumer's body weight instead of calories?</p>
<p>Huh?</p>
<p>That made me in over my head, my head. With 8 seconds left in overtime she's on my mind, she's on my mind.</p>
<p>I hate that song...with a passion.</p>
<p>She got out today and ran into a bunch of stickers. She wouldn't let us pick all of them off, so we gave up after awhile (and left to go eat walleye at the fireman fish fry). Anyway, so she ate them off of herself and now she has a tummy-ache. She's been running around eating random things (grass, dust, anything on the floor... my mom said she even threw up a rubber band?) so that she'll make herself throw up all of the stickers (and only God knows what else she ate).</p>
<p>Anyway, I've been letting her outside about every half hour so she can ingest grass.</p>
<p>She's kind of crazy. She's had a few eating disorders. She was anorexic (an underweight dog... hahaha) for 3 years or so, and now she's bulimic. Oh, the insanity.</p>
<p>Thought you might like to know.</p>
<p>Now I feel complete.</p>