<p>Evil little person</p>
<p>Hahaha, thanks :)
No, but really. I had a traumatic experience. I was living on my great-aunt's farm for a summer. On the first day, the sheep escaped. Barbary sheep, mind you. They look like mutant goats.
So they ran away. And it's hotter than HELL (colorado in the summer) and we're chasing sheep around a 50 acre farm. I shimmied under a fence after a ram...and it was electric. And it was on. And it was turned up high for the stallion. And it shocked me directly over my heart.
After a few about-to-pass-out moments under the fence, I resumed chase! I caught mama sheep and put a little rope around her and had to walk her nearly a mile back to the pen with the babies following.<br>
Have you ever walked a sheep?!?! They don't cooperate. basically I was DRAGGING the wooly little bastard.</p>
<p>and lamb is delicious.</p>
<p>lamb is delicious</p>
<p>I don't really like lamb all that much. But what do I know? I'm blonde...</p>
<p>me too :) well, dirty blonde. I hate that phrase. I prefer ash blonde :)</p>
<p>you resumed a chase after being shocked over the heart? good move</p>
<p>^ yeah...i thought you were gonna say that you died or something</p>
<p>oh yes. it's really the best remedy for shocks. I always make sure to chase something right after running into high electricity...</p>
<p>I'm tough :)
Well, at least accident prone enough to be over it.</p>
<p>i can control electricity with my bare hands</p>
<p>I can control... a pencil with my bare hands.</p>
<p>I just can't control it very well.</p>
<p>hey minnesota was ranked the healthiest state in america...congrats</p>
<p>haha, because there aren't any PEOPLE in minnesota. The cows are really healthy, though.</p>
<p>the blonde girl is in minnesota...i believe she is a person...unless, of course, i am mistaken...and she is in fact a cow</p>
<p>hhahahahah! I didn't notice that...
My apologies! :)</p>
<p>Yay! Minnesota. I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! Everyone should move here, because we are better than everyone else.</p>
<p>Except, if everyone moved here, we'd be the same as everyone else, because we WOULD be everyone else.</p>
<p>No You Attention Whore!</p>
<p>oh really?
then why do you have "junior" by your status and we have "senior"?
everyone knows seniors are cooler than juniors!</p>
<p>He's just sad because no one likes him.</p>
<p>It's OK, stalker boy. I like you. Kinda...</p>
<p>don't give false hope to stalkers....it's dangerous</p>