<p>super.nova</p>
<p>Oh!! Oh my GOODNESS!!!! You're just KILLIN' me!!! Whoo! Man!!! Gotta stop laughing or my ribs will never recover. Oh man. </p>
<p>Whew.</p>
<p>That's better.</p>
<p>You see being in Fairfax County as a burden, right? Not as a privilege? OK. Whatever. </p>
<p>So, if I'm an admissions officer at UVA, this is the way I'm supposed to look at things, right?</p>
<p>AD OFF #1: I have this kid from Soutwest Virginia who took every tough course available to him, worked two jobs to support his disabled and single mother, got As and Bs, and has SATI scores of 1280. </p>
<p>AD OFF #2: How's the verbal score?</p>
<p>AD OFF #1: 610</p>
<p>AD OFF #2: That's pretty low.</p>
<p>AD OFF #1: Yeah, but he has a single parent who only got as far as the fourth grade. He didn't grow up in a vocabulary-rich environment. And, frankly, I know the school system. 610 is really, really high for them.</p>
<p>AD OFF #2: I see a lot of Bs on this transcript.</p>
<p>AD OFF #1: Well, the kid worked one job from 4 to 8, then a night guard job from 9 to 2 a.m.</p>
<p>AD OFF #2: Don't see many ECs.</p>
<p>AD OFF #1: He worked 9 hours a day. When would he have time?</p>
<p>AD OFF #2: I see your point, but look at this kid from FCPS by the name of super.nova. He has a SATI score of 1340, and all As and Bs, but he took a lot of AP courses.</p>
<p>AD OFF #1: ECs?</p>
<p>AD OFF #2: Equestrian and trips abroad every summer.</p>
<p>AD OFF #1: Well, I sure like those horseback riders and those kids who've broadened themselves by going overseas.</p>
<p>AD OFF #2: Me too.</p>
<p>AD OFF #1: (slaps his head) What was I thinking? How could I possibly have been thinking of admitting this kid from the southwest? How could I POSSIBLY have forgotten the first rule of college admissions?</p>
<p>AD OFF #2: Yep. If they didn't pick the right parents, we don't want 'em!</p>
<p>AD OFF #1: Thanks for keeping me from making a terrible, terrible mistake.</p>
<p>AD OFF #2: Hey, what are friends for?</p>