fav. away messages

<p>"So foul and fair a day I hath not seen" William Shakespeare</p>

<p>I can't come to the computer right now.... I'm doing your boyfriend.</p>

<p>midnite away message;
.... i never sleep because sleep is the cousin of death</p>

<p>That sounds like something Hamlet would say.</p>

<p>i use song lyrics (either emo or funny) or funny conversations. the most annoying thing is when people use funny things that they say. you shouldnt be the last person to speak in a conversation that you use as an away message. know what im saying?
no?
story of my life.
ahhh the pet peeves you accumlate when your on AIM 24 hours a day</p>

<p>"I've got more soul than the capital of Korea"</p>

<p>^^^Haha, that's hilarious.</p>

<p>I watched Run's house on MTV earlier...and in it, when his wife asked him if he liked pate. Run says, "Yeah I like pate. My favorite is beef pate. A beef pate on a bun."</p>

<p>Haha...get it, beef pattie. Okay, that wasn't an away message, but it's funny. And it can be an away message actually.</p>

<p>I've gotten to the point I say something about how I'm feeling, it's just nowhere near straight-forward. Last night's was "Deja Vu" for reasons I cannot speak of.</p>

<p>"If your name was 'homework', I'd be doing you on my bed right now."</p>

<p>LOL</p>

<p>'sleep is the cousin of death' is from a song by Nas. that's where i know that from</p>

<p>Here's mine's:</p>

<p>Always be my Nemo,
&& I'll never stop looking for you!</p>

<p>someone's away message on my BL</p>

<p>'playing hide-n-seek with osama bin laden. DAMN HE'S GOOD'</p>

<p>The Golden Rule: 11 words.
The Ten Commandments: 297 words.
The Bill of Rights: 463 words.
Lincoln's Gettysburg Address: 266 words. </p>

<p>US Law regulating the sale of cabbage: 26,911 words.</p>

<p>^^hahahahha!</p>

<p>LOL! Tiro, do you mind if I use that for my away msg?</p>