<p>Mega Monster Energy Lo-Carb 24 oz
Coors Light
Water
Muscle Milk
Diet Pepsi</p>
<p>Kamikazes!</p>
<p>Or, if I’m drinking to still appear sober to the parentals, a shot of Morgan with orange juice and water poured in. (The water is to dilute the OJ, not the rum. I hate strong OJ.) It actually tastes like nice, and it’s cheap, which is good 'cause I mostly bum liquor off my friends. (:</p>