<p>this one was kinda funny...</p>
<p>Let's only let latex stand between our love!</p>
<p>Any other fun ones?</p>
<p>Call the police! You just stole my heart.</p>
<p>Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams.</p>
<p>did you fart? cuz you just blew me away!</p>
<p>me + you - clothes divided by legs = MULTIPLY!</p>
<p>revised version of the above: me + you - clothes divided by legs + latex = NO MULTIPLY!</p>
<p>for guys to use on girls: you have 206 bones in your body. want another one?</p>
<p>Did you just fart, 'cause you've blown me away!</p>
<p>Everybody I know loves this one. Garenteed to get you a girlfriend!:)</p>
<p>I've heard this one before:</p>
<p>"If we could have snowflakes to represent my love [or lust, whichever you prefer I guess] for you, we wouldn't see grass between October and May"</p>
<p>i guess girls can use the 206 bones pick up line
(modified version): i have 206 bones in my body. can i have another one (from you)? </p>
<p>i think i tried that on someone. the guy just laughed.</p>
<p>I lost my number, can I have yours?</p>
<p>can be amended to
I lost my vcard, can I have yours?</p>
<p>MUN pick up lines are the best...</p>
<p>"Are you a topic? Cause I wanna table you!!"</p>
<p>I had someone try that on me once. oddly enough, it was unsuccessful :)</p>
<p>Pick-up lines are for nerds. A true playa be bonne wit dem skillz yo. Keeping a hoe ain't a thang either, u just gotta slap dat shiz now n den and keep da words "biatch! where muh money at? don't make me feel sorry fo yo' ugleh a$$ now hoe!" ringin in deyz ears.</p>
<p>don't forget the "lol"</p>
<p>is that a mirror in your pocket?</p>
<p>because i can see myself in your pants</p>
<p>Hahaha</p>
<p>I love the shoulder one . . "1 shoulder 2 shoulder" (guy puts arm around girl) "3 shoulder 4 shoulder :)"</p>
<p>How do you like your eggs . . . scrambled or fertilized?</p>
<p>Are you tired? cuz you've been running thru my head all day!</p>
<p>"do you know karate? cuz your body is kickin!@"</p>
<p>damn girl you have more curves than a racetrack</p>
<p>I lost my teddy bear. Can I cuddle with you instead?</p>
<p>and the classic..."hey baby how you doin?"</p>
<p>Can I be your derivative? I want to be tangent to your curves.</p>
<p>SAVE WATER. And shower with me ;)</p>
<p>© AE & kchen</p>
<p>saw it on a shirt and it made me smile . .. i guess someone could use this after the 4th or 5th date lolz</p>
<p><a href="http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/showthread.php?t=154064%5B/url%5D">http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/showthread.php?t=154064</a>
sorry thread already started long long time ago
SO GO HERE :)</p>
<p>"Hey, you see my friend over there... he wants to know if you think I'm cute"</p>
<p>"How much does a polar bear weigh?"
(girl gives puzzled look)
"Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm..."</p>
<p>i really like the mirror inthe pants one. i think i'll try that on some guy one day.</p>
<p>i suck at breaking the ice. even with a pickaxe, i bet my block of ice will be even bigger than it was before.</p>
<p>"If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head tonight?"</p>
<p>ME THE IDIOT SAID 50% at first, before I realized...</p>
<p>yeah...</p>
<p>lol.</p>
<p>LMAO (10 char)</p>