<p>I'm bored, so what's your guys' favortie quotish thingy?</p>
<p>Here's two of mine:
"It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid then to open it and remove all doubt"</p>
<p>"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."
(That one's a little nerdy, but o well)</p>
<p>"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most"</p>
<p>"I have always relied on the kindness of stranglers"</p>
<p>"It takes the Village People to raise a child"</p>
<p>"Tomorrow is another day"</p>
<p>"When you come to a fork in the road, take it" (and all other Yogi-isms)</p>
<p>"When life gives you lemons, squirt it in someone's eye."
^I know it's old, but still. -_-;</p>
<p>On a room door in my college dorm: "We are the people our parents warned us about."</p>
<p>"It aint over till its over."</p>
<p>*Here are
just plain quotes that I really like and think show just what a great government we have: </p>
<p>"If the Iranians were to have a nuclear weapon they could proliferate."</p>
<p>"He was a state sponsor of terror. In other words, the government has declared, you are a state sponsor of terror."</p>
<p>"Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that the illiteracy level of our children are appalling." </p>
<p>"Tribal sovereignty means that; it's sovereign. I mean, you're a -- you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. And therefore the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign enitities." </p>
<p>"I like my buddies from west Texas. I liked them when I was young, I liked them when I was middle-age, I liked them before I was president, and I like them during president, and I like them after president."</p>
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<li>Ahh, one could just go on and on-bet you can't guess who said it all! :)</li>
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<p>Here is a quote that some people on "High School Life" could benefit from following more often :
"A man is like a fraction whose numerator is what he is and whose denominator is what he thinks of himself. The larger the denominator, the smaller the fraction." -- Tolstoy</p>
<p>:D</p>
<p>"Remember eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines"</p>
<p>"I reject your reality and substitute my own"</p>
<p>"If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport"</p>
<p>"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand"</p>
<p>Ah yes, ChaosTheory,
some people on this board <em>cough</em>Masterus<em>cough</em> should really take a look at that. </p>
<p>"What doesn't kill you, only makes you want to die."
-music video (<a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=7376515%5B/url%5D">http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=7376515</a>) lyrics.. taken from some movie I think.</p>
<p>"Simple minds, simple pleasures" can be surprisingly effective as an insult.</p>
<p>"If A equal success, and the formula A=x+y+z, then x is work, y is play, and z is keeping your mouth shut"..or something like that, i cant remember</p>
<p>--Einstein, Albert</p>
<p>"I ain't dead until the day after tommorow so whats with the casket"</p>
<p>By Phillip D.S F</p>
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"A man is like a fraction whose numerator is what he is and whose denominator is what he thinks of himself. The larger the denominator, the smaller the fraction." -- Tolstoy
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<p>Wow, I love that one, ChaosTheory! Thanks :)</p>
<p>"I never let my schooling get in the way of my education"</p>
<p>SOME of my favorite quotes:</p>
<p>"Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase." -Martin Luther King Jr. </p>
<p>"Everything happens for a reason. 10% of our lives is that reason. 90% is how we react to it."</p>
<p>"Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people."</p>
<p>"A REAL man will choose class over ass any day. Ladies know your worth."</p>
<p>"A genuine leader is not a searcher for consensus but a molder of consensus."
-Martin Luther King Jr. </p>
<p>"Acting is a matter of giving away secrets."</p>
<p>"Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words."
-Robert Frost</p>
<p>"37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"</p>
<p>response- "In a row?"</p>
<p>View Askew rocks my socks. Clerks is a very quotable movie.</p>
<p>damn straight.....All the view askewniverse movies are damn near quotable</p>
<p>"The difference between the educated and the uneducated is as vast as the difference between the living and the dead" - Aristotle</p>
<p>jackson, I LOVE that quote </p>
<p>here's mine: Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon. ~E.M. Forster</p>