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<p>I’m impressed by the Cayley-Hamilton Theorem.</p>
<p>First, outer, inner, last – the FOIL system is a blast! Yaaayyyyy, FOIL!</p>
<p>Lol I thought it went like “first, outers, inners, lasts, you can multiply binomials fast” or some rhyming thing like that.</p>
<p>FOIL is just a method of the distribution property. That is, (a+b)(c-d) = a(c-d) + b(c-d). I don’t see what’s so “cool” about it.</p>
<p>It’s not exactly a “theorem”, but hmm
“I want to be your derivative because I want to lay tangent to your curve”
^ man derivative is just amazing :P</p>
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<p>You multiply out binomials by using the binomial theorem…</p>
<p>Nothing beats the Infinite Monkey Theorem.</p>
<p>^The Shakespeare one? It’s funny and true, but is that really mathematical?</p>
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<p>Because you can make a cutesy cheer about it. Duh.</p>
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<p>lamestuff only works for right triangles ~~~~</p>
<p>Sidenote, Annyone ever check out Euclid’s proof for SAS, it is trippy as fawk.</p>
<p>Alright, let’s end this with the best theorem there is…</p>
<p>Rational Roots! (Not really, I hate this thing with a passion)</p>
<p>Fundamental Theorem of Calculus or Fundamental Theorem of Algebra really.</p>
<p>I forgot the rational roots theorem a long time ago. I wish I knew it now though.</p>
<p>According to my teacher, it’s the last resort SOL theorem. Take your constant term of a polynomial, and the leading coefficient of the polynomial, and Just list all the positive and negative factors of both. It’s absolutely redundant.</p>
<p>Yeah, but I’ve somehow forgotten how to factor polynomials that are greater than degree 2. For quadratics, I usually end up using the quadratic formula a lot of the time anyway.</p>
<p>Man, that sucks. If it’s fourth degree that’s quadratic in form, I just use quadratic formula, then solve. Anything else, I sit there and think… yeah I hate this.</p>
<p>Chicken McNugget Theorem anyone?</p>
<p>^lollll. I just learned what that was today.</p>
<p>Oh and I just remembered the rest of the song:</p>
<p>first, outers, inners, lasts, you can multiply binomials fast
if you’re ever in toil, just use foil.</p>
<p>Something like that. Yea it’s cool.</p>
<p>Then there’s this other one.</p>
<p>It was afraid to come out in the open, it was as afraid as a decimal point could be.
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I don’t recall the rest(But it’s sung to Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka-dot Bikini song) :]</p>
<p>Not really a theorem, but an identity.</p>
<p>e^(i*pi) + 1 = 0</p>
<p>Euler’s Identity</p>