Fiat Lux: Secret Hidden Female Desires

<p>Is that your best shot? Of course this isn’t English class; did it take you that long to figure it out? All 727 posts of yours? A paper to turn in? Is it as mediocre as your English-Class influenced posts or should I expect something less?</p>

<p>Of course it’s not my best shot. Why would I waste my time and valuable brain cells eliciting some profound and creative response to your unfounded criticisms about my so called “trademark”</p>

<p>Hello? I wasn’t trying to “figure out” whether this was an English class or not. I made a statement. </p>

<p>How are my posts English-Class influenced? Evidence? I merely mentioned English class once in my posts. :rolleyes:</p>

<p>Do you take me seriously? I hope not. :)</p>

<p>anyone who took you seriously would implode.</p>

<p>IMPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE</p>

<p>(that’s mine)</p>

<p>Well, I think this thread should be titled “Elektra Complexes and the Female Sex Drive.” </p>

<p>So here’s my line:
“[Something witty or sarcastic], n’est-ce pas?”</p>

<p>This thread is getting weirder and weirder.</p>

<p>So did the OP, mrMOO, actually end up enrolling for this fiat lux? </p>

<p>Because I’m enrolled in it. :X</p>

<p>^What else do you need to know?</p>

<p>*** pink! The class closed up by the time my first pass, started. I guess you’re just going to have to teach me what you learn in class. I am in the story-telling fiat lux now. It’s called “Scandinavian 19 sem” .. I have no idea why.</p>

<p>I also don’t know why I like fiat luxes.</p>

<p>Man, I want to know how to suppress my desires. I think I burnt the boyf’s dong out and now he refuses to let me into his pants.</p>

<p>use astroglide.</p>

<p>I think you’d have to glob it all over yourself.</p>

<p>Been there, done that! </p>

<p>Goddammit, doesn’t anyone have a clue?!</p>

<p>I don’t know about you, but I have a raging clue.</p>

<p>Oh HELL no you did not just go there!</p>

<p>I have one too.</p>

<p>Go to the store and purchase… well, to the other store, really.</p>

<p>Awesome <em>high five</em></p>

<p>Take me, Emme. I’m serious. Take me vibe-shopping. I need a Christmas present for myself, badly.</p>

<p>Ask namaste to take you, silly. I do not have a car nor would I want to take the bus with you. What’s the point of buying you a vibe when you cannot even put 'glide on your properly? You might as well just give up and trade your thing in for… something that works better.</p>

<p>Dude. I know how to use the 'glide. Gimme a little credit, will ya? </p>

<p>And fine. I’ll go with Namaste and we’ll have SO much fun. Wonder if we can get a twofer deal on beads or something.</p>