<p>Haha, got Princeton because: "You're smart, you're thin, you're pretty, and goddamit, people love you. You are destined for great, great things, little Princetonian. Let there be a never-ending stream of Country-Club-Like institutions in your unmarred future."</p>
<p>This is all true, except for the smart part.</p>
<p>Columbia You've worn all black since you were nine and knew, even as a nine year old living in nowheresville that you were a New Yorker at heart. Well, you wont make it in the big city. I'm sorry tike. Still, have fun while it lasts, because the rumor is, most Columbia students don't. </p>
<p>Brown Don't worry. The real world is not for everyone, and since you can afford to avoid it, why don't you? Smoke a little, draw a little, make a little love, sing a little song... You'll join a fine tradition of Brown graduates who end up finding themselves... forever.</p>
<p>HAHA guys I just tried to retake the quiz and the site was down because of "capacity problems." Wonder how many CC'ers are trying to access it...</p>
<p>Dartmouth Does anybody even go to Dartmouth anymore? They must have people applying -- it's still sort of hard to get into -- but nobody has ever met any of these people. They're just swallowed up in the Vermont countryside, where they dissapear into a world of dead poets, lager, and argyle vests.</p>
<p>I noticed that 95% of the options had something to do with weed. I think the writers of Half Baked had something to do with this quiz. Why the hell didn't Snoop Dogg get into Harvard?</p>
<p>University of Pennsylvania You were a hard-working wannabe cool kid, and now you are at the Ivy Leage equivalent of a rich, suburban high school, and all of the kids used to be too hard-working to be cool, so now you all pretend to be cool together. As long as Daddy keeps sending you money and you keep that coke habit in check, you're degree will mean something someday, even if none of your classes did.</p>
<p>Pton??? Noooooooooooooooo!!!!! Like it's going to matter now....gosh, this test would've changed my life. I never knew I was a Pton kid...How sad I am that I ED'ed Penn [insert sarcasm]</p>