First Date Advice

<p>just dont be annoying, like laughing at stupid things that you normally wouldnt laugh at or saying dumb stuff that might be offensive. dont be afraid to hold her hand or put your arm around her or whatever, but dont be overly touchy-feely to the point that its just creepy. dont be nervous, just be yourself</p>

<p>Hold her hand. And don't be afraid to put your arm around her, especially when you're sitting. And don't ask her before doing anything. Just do it and see how it goes.</p>

<p>And bring a jacket (for her) in case it gets cool at night. But act like it's for you. You don't want it to look like you planned it or anytihng.</p>

<p>Don't overdo cologne/gel/wax/anything. You can try to look nicer than usual, but don't look like you spent an hour getting ready just for her (unless if you usually spend an hour getting ready). But don't go looking like a slob either. You want to show her that you care enough to tidy yourself up, but not so much as to indicate you're manically obsessed with her.</p>

<p>"You want to show her that you care enough to tidy yourself up, but not so much as to indicate you're manically obsessed with her."
^^hahah. that made my day.</p>

<p>But I actually like guys who look like they don't shower ;)</p>

<p>..they still should smell nice.</p>

<p>Don't be too cheesy. It's a major gag-factor, but don't forget some romance, either. And make sure you SMILE!! Or else, she'll just think you're not into her or you have something else on your mind.</p>

<p>Moon her the next time you see her.</p>

<p>Make sure to snap her bra. Twice.</p>

<p>If the mood strikes, pull down your pants and stand in front of her. Then just look right at her and say "You know what to do."</p>

<p>That usually works for me.</p>

<p>Haha I'm sure it does.</p>

<p>That'd work on me.</p>

<p>Whenever the mood
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, eh?</p>

<p>I figured that it'd work on blondie. She's that kind of girl.</p>

<p>editing is fun</p>

<p>I preferred "stikes." More mysterious.</p>

<p>Run!!! The mods are here....ahhhh..</p>

<p>stupid martha, never knows when to clear her inbox</p>

<p>Run? I feel like an illegal immigrant.</p>

<p>i'm actually quite bright :p</p>

<p>La migra!</p>

<p>That's what I was hinting at. I would have shouted "La Migra, La Migra," but I didn't want to offend anyone.</p>

<p>this is the sweetest thing I have read in a LONG time. I wish you the best of luck. :)</p>

<p>Your post offends me and my hispanic heritage. </p>

<p>I'm going to go cry and eat some tacos.</p>