<p>I say we move all the penguins from Antarctica to Africa and the black peoples can start a penguin-based economy. Eh? In Soviet Russia, good idea have you!</p>
<p>Okay so since the African nations say they need no help we can start a new economic policy. Any ideas for economic policies, that can stop this current global recession.</p>
<p>As chair, I officially insert a crisis into this committee.</p>
<p>As a result of the aid discussions for African Nations, certain Nations have decided to try to receive all the aid. As such, the nations of South Africa has decided to declare war on the nations of Mozambique and Zimbabwe. These declarations came as a result of a new party coming to power in South Africa, and militarizing the area.</p>
<p>This party has its traces in Algeria, where it’s HQ lies. It also has made threats towards the nations of Morocco and Libya.</p>
<p>Go to work, delegates.</p>
<p>Any working papers or solution proposals should be PMed to me, the chair.</p>
<p>Take all of the unwanted Chinese women.
Bring them to America and western Europe.
Make them legal prostitutes.
Tax the hell out of it.</p>
<p>By the way, PMing other countries you like makes alliances that more fun.</p>
<p>Looking back in History, Africa NOT white man started the slave trade and ambushes of their own tribes, and regardless we must work together, because we can’t change the past. And we’ve tried to set model governments, but few africans are qualified to withstand the corruption and attractions of big dough. </p>
<p>Creating green jobs and spurring education done the right way, will create innovation which will create jobs as well as improve quality of life, and reduce amount of infrastructure to create things in first place.</p>
<p>The international court of the Hague object to prostitutionalizing women of china, for it;'s inconsistent with practices in Holland, in which both men and women seek equal opportunity to be ‘call servicers’, we provide annual health care check ups as well as state issues condoms. </p>
<p>Taxing aspect sounds great, Holland calls for Amendment to what FunStuff Said as described in previous categorical text.</p>
<p>To stop the current violence in South Africa, simply cut aid and send in the UN peacekeeping forces.</p>
<p>^ Those guys are pussies. We’ll send in the Spetsnaz and have the continent cleaned up in five and a half hours.</p>
<p>Can I be Africa?</p>
<p>There is no Africa, but there is the African union, which has no voting power.</p>
<p>Motion to close debate.</p>
<p>^ Seconded. Debate is for women and democrats.</p>
<p>There is no debate in the kitchen.</p>
<p>At chair’s discretion, I rule that motion in order.</p>
<p>Any other points or motions on the floor?</p>
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<p>I am the President of the General Assembly.</p>
<p>lolololololololol</p>
<p>I’m sorry you’re not Joseph Deiss.</p>
<p>Murder is a sin, </p>
<p>Large Scale War is heroic murder,</p>
<p>and so while I commend Europe’s Imperialism, I set forth motion to Punish MIThopeful16 for being imperialistic on Jozhekryx</p>
<p>I, representative of King Menelaus of Sparta, hath arrived.</p>
<p>My High Order requests the UN to initiate a Mediterranean-ocean search of his missing wife. And find that man-whore Paris, for punishment.</p>
<p>I propose we leave Africa unresolved for now and move on to a future topic.</p>
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<p>We cannot leave the future of Africa to uncertainty.</p>
<p>And my Highness grows impatient. He wants Helen back. Or he threatens to send Troy to the abyss. </p>
<p>oh noes.</p>