First Official College Confidential Model United Nations Simulation (In Session)

<p>I call Switzerland. Or Monaco :D</p>

<p>Honorable members,Africa is once again represented.We concur that our case be postponed,but honorable delegates must not abandon the motion completely.Calling on China-we urge you to desist from flooding our nations.The number of citizens emigrating to our states is overwhelming-you are outnumbering us soon.</p>

<p>Oh and shushugah,your assertion that Africa started the slave trade had me falling off my leopard skin covered,diamond encrusted,gold plated presidential armchair.As my third and youngest wife would say-LMAO!!!</p>

<p>^Switzerland finds it degrading that you neglected to mention the opinion of your other, older wives.</p>

<p>So I can’t be Africa? Fine I’ll be Europe.</p>

<p>^You can’t be one continent. I’m the UK, others are Russia, and other Euro countries. You don’t represent us.</p>